Remember the good old days when people used to steal their penises the old fashion way?
BANJUL (Reuters) – A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man’s penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia on Thursday, police said.
A police spokesman told Reuters that Baba Jallow was killed by about 10 people in the town of Serekunda, nine miles from the capital Banjul.
Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure.
And, that my friends, is what they call bad rap. Bad shrink “rap.”
Seriously, though – how bizarre.
what the fuc???? how is the theft of penises possible? I think you’d know if your penis was missing