Weekend Caption Contest™

17 Comments

1. shelli October 10, 2003

   Dah-mn, that’s what Maria gonna look like in less than 10 years?!
2. Fritz October 10, 2003

   “Oh, my god, Sargent! He groped my breast!”
3. Adam October 10, 2003

   One of Rupert’s hands is here, that’s his other one with the ailing blacked fingernail on Mr. Arnold’s shoulder. Who is grabbing my ass? YOINK!!!!!
4. Jay Tea October 10, 2003

   As she felt the steely grasp on her buttocks, Eunice regretted even more her vote in favor of “Operation Breed A Bulletproof Kennedy” nearly 20 years ago.
5. Tiger October 10, 2003

   Son-in-law or no son-in-law – no more tongue in congratulations kisses, got it?
6. Rodney Dill October 10, 2003

   Arnold could not help but be concerned over the way the campaign had aged Maria, but he really could not get over how the second head she had grown in the process made him laugh.
7. Velociman October 10, 2003

   Tails From The Crypt.
8. glenn October 10, 2003

   Terminator 4: The Mummy Returns.
9. Tony S. October 10, 2003

   Eunice, you remind me of that time when I was choking for air on a Martian mountain-side. If you bug your eyes out a bit more….
10. Jane October 11, 2003

    How about we sidle off to my room for a little post-election threesome…?

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    On a side note, that woman looks like a freaking mummy.
11. Rodney Dill October 11, 2003

    “Aaaugh,…Sargent, you really need to lay off the Viagra, I thought that was Bill Clinton coming up behind me.”
12. McGehee October 11, 2003

    “Kennedys? Screw the Kennedys, they’re yesterday’s news! We’re now proud members of the Shwortzenger — uh, Swatze — aw, hell, the Arnold dynasty!”
13. Mike in Vegas October 12, 2003

    I guess I picked the wrong time to stop groping women…
14. Jon Henke October 12, 2003

    Arnold promised to support Californias senior citizens. Two at a time, if necessary.
15. Claire October 12, 2003

    Eeeek ! ! ! Maria! Go eat a cookie!
16. Wind Rider October 12, 2003

    “Exuberant over the win, Sargent celebrates with a quick grope of Eunice’s breast, as Arnie simultaneously gooses her. Interviewed later, Eunice hoped Arnold has many wins in the future…and soon.”
17. Hudson October 13, 2003

    It’s just a jump to the left
    and a step to the riiiiight
    You put your hands on your hips