HomeContestsWeekend Caption Contest Weekend Caption Contest Kevin August 1, 2003 Contests 17 Comments Just to lighten the mood a bit… Have at it… Winner to be announced Sunday evening. Type Pad Pricing Bonfire Of The Vanities Submission Due Monday Related Posts Don't Miss The Current OTB Caption Contest New Wizbang midweek contest — getting down in the gutters Permaroll Contest Results About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 17 Comments Adam August 1, 2003 Oh that I once had tatas like those. Why, oh, why was I not allowed to display my Allah provided gifts when they were like these???? Steven August 1, 2003 Democracy! Whiskey! Sexy!: After and Before. Laurence Simon August 1, 2003 May Allah bless you, my child, with skin cancer. Kathy K August 1, 2003 She’d never show so much if she knew I was a man… Matthew August 1, 2003 The West’s latest smart weapons stun the Arab World with their brutality. Graham Lester August 1, 2003 Senator Roberts then produced a satellite image of a black-robed and emaciated Saddam accompanied by his third son, Ali Hussein, who has apparently undergone substantial surgery. Tiger August 1, 2003 Graham, you are unbeatable! All I have is “This is not your mother’s Saudia Arabia! Coppertone, for the beach or for the desert sand.” serenity August 1, 2003 Well, I was going to say something along the lines of coming to America for a sex change but Graham beat me to the idea of sex change. sigh…as Tiger said earlier, “always a bridesmaid!” Venomous Kate August 2, 2003 Michael Jackson has started re-thinking his decision to become Muslim now that he’s reminded of all of the pretty clothes he could be wearing…. UnPundit August 2, 2003 Women from the middle east = VAVOOM! Norbizness August 2, 2003 The Iranian re-make of “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” gets off to an inauspicious start as the Phoebe Cates character is stoned by an angry mob. Robert B. Sparks August 2, 2003 Green Ribbon Winner 2003 Sunburn Film Festival ALLAH’S ANGELS Starring Demi Moore as Magdella, Virgin # 69 and Jack Lemon as Amana, A girl with a Secret Distributed by Ishtar jaboobie August 2, 2003 We should’ve taken that left turn in Albuquerque Daniel Morris August 3, 2003 Behold! Saddam and the decoy Seriously who are you going to look at? Kin August 3, 2003 Fatima! I told you that the thong was more appropriate! Rodney Dill August 3, 2003 ex-President Bill Clinton continues to stalk young women in his spare time. (Fortunately for the rest of us that is ALL the time) KDANTEATER September 10, 2003 Dang, I thought we were going to the temple!