“When bad things happen to good songs” — the winners

Well, this contest didn’t garner quite as much interest as my previous movie pitch contest, it still produced some responses of… um… interesting quality.

First place: Salt Lick, for Colin Farrell’s remake of the Sinatra classic into “I did it Bi-Way.”

Second place: Brant, for the Taco Bell Chihuahua singing “Yo Quiero Taco Bell” to the tune of “Feliz Navidad.”

Third place: Anachondra, for finding truly bad chemistry with disco and remaking ELO’s “Xanadu” into “H2O (deedle dee deedle dee) / CO2 and light / ma-akes C6H12O6 / Plus O2.”

I’m working on yet another oddball contest for Monday, so stay tuned to see what happens then.

Moron Byrd
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