Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of August 22, 2025

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates groveling!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Codebanger) – ““…and Hillary will be hanging right over there”
“Why would Hillary’s portrait be hanging in the White House?”
“Portrait?”
”

2) (Retired military) – ““Mr President , how are you going to build that addition to the WH without any public funds?”
Trump “I just happen to have an extra $500 million I just got back from NY”
”

3) (patriciamcc) – “Trump is stuck hosting this little pack of pretenders. They masquerade as world leaders then dissolve in pusillanimity the minute they get on their planes for home.”

4)(Blues Harper) – “President Trump points out the stairs from which Melania will later descend to chew them each out in their own language.”

5) (Porkopolis) – ““…We figured out the stain on the ceiling was caused by Biden when he couldn’t quite make it to the bathroom from the bedroom immediately above…””

6) (twolaneflash) – “President Trump nails LBJ to the wall as a reminder to all that he’s not sending tens of thousands of Americans to be slaughtered, and even more maimed, in another meaningless foreign war that is not America’s problem.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(McGehee) – ““…and if you look over this way, you’ll see the official White House portrait of First Lady Hillary Clinton has been placed in the President’s urinal, where it helps me practice my aim.””

Best “Yuge and Bigly”:

(Tom Morrow) – “And this is where I’m going to put my Nobel Peace Prize.”

Best Banter Weight:

(Rick Adams) – ““We aim to please. You aim too, please.””

AND

(rodney dill) – “… and that’s no moon on the horizon either.”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(RockThisTown) – “nd these are the heads of the fake media whose careers I’ve destroyed. There’s Acosta, Olbermann, Moran, Owens, and last but not least, my 2 favorites . . Joy Reid & Colbert.”

Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:

(cathymv) – “You know whose portraits will never be up here…. Hillary and Kamala….”

Most Inappropriate:

(Joe_Miller) – ““That’s a copy of Hillary’s law license. Like her lady parts, it hasn’t been used in decades.””

AND

(vern bachman) – “”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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