Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 1, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reflected comings and goings: the contest arrived early, Kim Priestap came back, and Dave Robertson left. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “The art of the meal.

(Scorpion) – “Strange that no one seems to be interested in a New Green Meal.

2) (Rick Adams) – “Everyone’s smiling because it’s gonna go how it always goes. North Korea reaches an historic agreement with the USA to make its nuclear program slower and more methodical, and in return the USA lifts sanctions and gives them a metric buttload of mone–wait, what? Did he just say “no?”

(fustian24) – “…and little RocketMan here will have a dish popular in the US with democrats. It’s called crow!

3) (DJD60_TX) – “Trump: “I will have the Peking Duck. and send an order of the Green New Deal special to AOC over there”

Kim: “But that’s just an empty plate and the bill for everyone else’s meals”

Trump: “Exactly”

(Paul Hooson) – “Negotiations go nowhere with the North Koreans. Too much Stalin around…

4) (Joe_Miller) – ““We’ve got a Groupon!”

(Brian Brandt) – “Last time I was in VietNam the only things on the menu were MREs.

5) (RockThisTown) – ““I keep forgetting, which rocket do you launch with your salad?”

(guido81_MA) – “Kim said, Lift the sanctions or show me the door. As Trump pointed toward the door, Kim said, Ha, ha, that nice door. You first Yankee to call my bruff.

6) (TheyTukRJobz) – ““OK, who ordered the dog?”

(Mary Gehman) – ““There seems to be a lot of bread and water dishes on the menu at the Hanoi Hilton…”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(jim_m) – “The best part of being across the international date line is that the weekend arrives a day early

Honorable Mention(s):

(Vagabond661) – “Trump: “Pull my finger.”

(Wild_Willie) – ““Your fired!”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – ““Hey Kim, have you read Chinese Overpopulation by Wi Foo Kem Yung.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(cathymv) – “Trump: You notice, Thats not HIllary, thats not Hillary, thats not Hillary… in fact, none of them are Hillary…..

Best Banter Weight:

(rodney dill) – “It’s only fair to give the slower ones a head start.

Top six ways of pointing out Kevin’s unforced error. (as requested by yetanotherjohn)

(jim_m) – see above

(Mary Gehman) – ““Due to lack of interest, Thursdays are hereby cancelled until further notice…”

(fustian24) – “When did we cross the International Caption Contest Dateline?

(EricSteel) – “
Trump, “Thank God it’s Friday.”
Aide whispers, “It’s Thursday Mr. President”
Trump, “You’re Fired.”
Trump, “Thank God it’s Friday. I love a good Caption Contest”

(Par4Course) – “Friday already! This week has just flown by – I could have sworn it was still Thursday, even here in Hanoi.

(Retired military) – “Trump “So tell me Kim how is it being a dictator”
Kim “Great Donald. I can do anything I want”
Trump “Can you show me one example”
Kim “Sure. Minister of public declarations”
Minister of Public declarations “Yes oh great Leader”
Kim “Do away with Thursdays”
Minister of Public declarations “It is done oh great leader”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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