Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 3, 2025

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provided a rating quandary. I eliminated my reader’s choice win because I was just commenting on what choosing a picture this week was like. (But thanks all!) We had two RC winners and six people tied for first. Therefore, we only have first place winners this week. Or second place. Or third…

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Blues Harper) – “Oh sure, leave your cell phone in the truck he says…”

1) (Porkopolis) – “Igloo Coolers: Official Sponsors of the 2025 Darwin Awards .”

1) (vern bachman) –
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1)(Brian Brandt) – ““Let’s see some crazy Muslim hit us with a car.””

1) (Paul Hooson) – “Eh, Canadian gay porn, eh?”

1) (rodney dill) – “You just know they both go by two first names each.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Retired military) – “Epstein island – The redneck edition”

AND

(Mary Gehman) – ““…my nipples are hard…”
“…so are mine…”
”

Best Hunter:

(Kenny Moore) – “Let’s invite Hunter, he loves snow.”

Best Hidden Gem:

(Rick Adams) – “Minnesota has 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction.”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(RadiCalMan) – “You have to put the beer in the coolers to keep them from freezing up!”

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(McGeehee) – “Schumer and Biden get the retirement they deserve: an ice-floe cruise.”

Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:

(cathymv) – “No, HIllary, you will not be President, Hell has not frozen over… its just Michigan”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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