This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is brought to you by the letters “D” for diary, “L” for laptop, and “P” for parenting.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (cathymv) – “So this is where Hillarys broom stick went”
AND
(guido81_MA) – “This one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a tuba in my ass. Not a joke.”
2) (Porkopolis) – “Stick In The Mud”
3) (Mike) – ““I once had a tall white hat, too! But it was pointy at the top, so Barack made me take it off!””
4)(RockThisTown) – “You got trouble, folks
Right here in Rock City, trouble with a capital “T”
And that rhymes with “D” and that stands for dope”
5) (Brian Brandt) – “CNN: Biden Leads Marching Band Into Oncoming I-95 Traffic. Film At Eleven.”
6) (EricSteel) – “You know, true story, I was cheerleader once. For the Dallas Cowboys.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Dusty Pitts) – “Moments later, the president beat himself even more senseless than usual.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(rodney dill) – “Jill will like this. It takes D-cells, right?”
AND
(ulley) – “Son why are you wearing a Penis Warmer on your head.”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(Rick Adams) – ““Sorry, I took control. I shouldn’t do that. I’m not allowed to do that.””
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(Retired military) – “Woman 1 “Look it is the President of the US”
Biden “Hey even I know that you weren’t talking about Hillary””
Best Banter Weight:
(McGeehee) – “She’s traded it in for a boom stick.”
Best Kamala:
(RadiCalMan) – “You know, my Vice President Kamala could swallow that thing whole!”
Best reference to a previous caption contest”:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Do you have a bagpipe in your band? I have some Scottish lasses back at the house but they will only dance to the sound of bagpipes … or cats being fed into a blender which sounds the same.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
