Winners Week of August 26, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is brought to you by the letters “D” for diary, “L” for laptop, and “P” for parenting.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – “So this is where Hillarys broom stick went
AND

(guido81_MA) – “This one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a tuba in my ass. Not a joke.

2) (Porkopolis) – “Stick In The Mud

3) (Mike) – ““I once had a tall white hat, too! But it was pointy at the top, so Barack made me take it off!”

4)(RockThisTown) – “You got trouble, folks
Right here in Rock City, trouble with a capital “T”
And that rhymes with “D” and that stands for dope

5) (Brian Brandt) – “CNN: Biden Leads Marching Band Into Oncoming I-95 Traffic. Film At Eleven.

6) (EricSteel) – “You know, true story, I was cheerleader once. For the Dallas Cowboys.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Dusty Pitts) – “Moments later, the president beat himself even more senseless than usual.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – “Jill will like this. It takes D-cells, right?

AND

(ulley) – “Son why are you wearing a Penis Warmer on your head.

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(Rick Adams) – ““Sorry, I took control. I shouldn’t do that. I’m not allowed to do that.”

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “Woman 1 “Look it is the President of the US”

Biden “Hey even I know that you weren’t talking about Hillary”

Best Banter Weight:

(McGeehee) – “She’s traded it in for a boom stick.

Best Kamala:

(RadiCalMan) – “You know, my Vice President Kamala could swallow that thing whole!

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Do you have a bagpipe in your band? I have some Scottish lasses back at the house but they will only dance to the sound of bagpipes … or cats being fed into a blender which sounds the same.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of September 2, 2022
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™