It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday Monday evening (due to the holiday).
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
German monkeys turned fascist recently and starting attacking neighboring primates. The French breed known as the cheese-eating surrender monkey quickly capitulated.
Just another monkey Howard Dean pulled out of his ass… If you will pardon the expression!
In purgatory, onanists face their fate as Nazi monkeys shout “Now, we spank you!”
“I knew Chimpy McHitler. I was friends with Chimpy McHitler. And you, sir, are no Chimpy McHitler.”
Studied indicate that the average intelligence of neo-Nazis is increasing.
A member of the Monkey Scouts demonstrates how to tie a bowline hitch.
While Congress continued to investigate steroid use in professional sports, lax circus regulations allowed the practice of the baboon “pump-you-up” program and indroctrination into fascism.
With “Who Wants to Stick Fight a Nazi Monkey?” drawing poor ratings, the WB finally admitted that they were out of reality show ideas…
Yah, you in the first row. Yah, you leipshen, with the succulent red butt. Meet me after the show for schnitzel,beer and fried bananas, eh?
In the popular German reality show “Kaput” – in which the contestants are eliminated by death – Guenther the supermonkey steadies himself for the world’s first quadruple.
Michael Moore……………”i’ve gained so much more energy since i joined the Jennie Craig weight Loss Program”
The latest Photo of Saddam hits the internet, this on is aimed to get him more sympathy in the Arab world…
Mission accomplished!
Yet again “Imus in the Morning” staff proved they would stop at NOTHING to garner extra ratings numbers.
McCain walks the tightrope during recent filibuster negotiations.
In bizzaro-nazi world, the neighbor on “The Jeffersons” still had a job in show business.
Teenage Mutant Nazi Monkey
“Presentingt…GONZO!!! The Rally Baboon! The Hitler Youth’s answer to the Los Angeles Angels rally monkey!”
.oO(Ach mein Gott! Reincarnation vas fur real!)
Hillary? Hillary?
Oh, sorry Monica. I had that crazy Hillary as Nazi monkey dream again.
(yes, I know it makes no sense but Hillary C. was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that picture — scary)
On May 17 (Curios) George Galloway, MP, gave a blustery and animated performance in front of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations.
I can’t believe I’m doing this crap for cigarettes…
A French voter weighing his vote on the EU “constitution”…
Searchlight’s most famous citizen walks the tight rope and fails.
Ringmaster: “Ladies… he wants to see your breasts! You must show him your breasts!”
Mr. Blackwell sez: For the discerning scampy fascist, ueber-fluffy arms and tight pants are IN this season!!!!
Thinking to himself:
Silly humans, it’s easy for a monkey to walk a tightrope. You want to impress me? Get 14 Republicans to give up their majority for a deal that means absolutely no…what? They did it? Dammmmnnnnn…
Wolfgang discovers that joining Von Richtofen’s “Flying Circus” isn’t all that he thought it would be.
OK, one more but then really, I gotta get back and help Maureen finish her column.
On the set of Moore’s next documentary “Neo-Nazi Monkeys from Haliburton Killed Jesus”
This just proves the old addage “You can dress a monkey up like a Nazi but you can’t make him ‘Sig Heil!'”
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.