This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was massive success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Rodney Dill) – “Welcome to Teleprompters’R’Us”
2) (fustian24) – “That’s not even big enough to power the man’s ego!”
3) (Retired military) – “The country was saved when the technician accidentally raised the panels to the exact angle it took to fry Obama into nonexistence.”
4) (David Robertson) – “All went well until Obama said, ‘If you like your sunshine, then you can keep your sunshine.’”
5) (guido81_MA) – “And with my vast teleprompter army, I will smite my enemies with boring, insubstantial speeches. No son of a bitch ever won an argument by listening to his opposition’s viewpoint. He won it by making some other poor son of a bitch listen to his viewpoint….with the threat of racism in his back pocket. Now, I never wanna hear that we are “holding to a core belief”. Let the Conservative do that. The only thing we’re holding onto is a straw man. We’re gonna hold him by the nose and we’re gonna kick him in the ass.”
6) (Rick Adams) – “It’s all fun and games until the teleprompters start reproducing.”
The Readers Choice Award went to Rodney Dill’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent, if overlooked, entry:
() – “Leading a legion of teleprompters into battle against ISIS, I vow to golf as never before.””
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
