t’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Well, things could be worse. I could be Conan O’Brien”.
Coakley entered this race with her eyes wide shut and she still can’t see that the Kennedy Seat doesn’t belong to her.
Asked the form of execution she preferred–beheading or burning at the steak–, Coakley displayed a wry sense of humor by reviving Curly’s famous: “a hot steak is better than a cold chop” gag. Those tasked to remove her from the stage were also amused.
Someone in the audience asks, “who is the most special person in the whole wide world’ in a childish voice. Coakley involuntarily raised her hand. Her trainer, er handler was too slow to stop her.
Aren’t you glad you use DUH-nial?
Raise your hand if you thought Teddy’s seat was going to go to a Republican….
Coakley gaffe’s again when a reporter asked, “Raise your hand if you thought Teddy’s seat was going to go to a Republican.”
The whole thing reminds me of the Monty Python “Bring out your dead” skit.
The guy holding up her arm is about to drop it to prove she’s dead and she’s saying “I feel happy, I feel happy”.
But that quote is useless without context.
If you don’t let me put my hand down, I’m going to kick you in the nuts…
For G*d’s sake Martha! Put your arm down and STOP singing “Deutchlund, Deutchlund, Uber Alles!”
3 bad pennies
3 blind mice
The 3 stooges
THe democrats of Mass give our troops a class on what to do when they see terrorists.
Uh, hurry, I hafta go bad!
Barrack Obama had Mass officials demonstrate his new method for overcoming terrorism and making the world like us.
All those who voted for Scott Brown raise your hand!
“And this is how you wave ‘bye-bye,’ you @!#&$* loser.”
I once lost an election thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
Denial is a state in Massachusetts.
Yep, She’s playtex for sure!
“The next Senator from the great state of Massachusetts…. as soon as we can fabricate some more votes.”
2010’s ‘second’ most hated Democrat.
…and the winner of Scott Brown’s old truck is……
WHO NEEDS A JOB?
“Look what I found! Coakley was in the Congressional Cloak Room hiding as a coat hanger.”
or …
“We can hang this one back up. She ain’t working.”
Put yo’ hands in the air, and wave ’em like you just killed healthcare …
Weekend at Martha’s.
“Oh, the jacket comes with her in it? Uhhh, nevermind.”
“See, she’s not as tight as Pelosi. We’d never get her arm this high without something snapping.”
We’re number one… uh… TWO!
Coakley is so incompetent she needs help raising her hand to go potty!
who loves Mao .. I do I do
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.