It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Given that there were no fatalities, this image seemed like a pretty obvious choice… Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
What is an American Hero? I show you grit, determination, self sacrifice and unwavering bravery in the face of adversity all done with humility and few words.
“When Obama said we would all have to chip in to bail out the country I didn’t think they would be passing out buckets!!”
“Yes, I remember seeing “Flight of the Phoenix”, but this is ridiculous!”
Who said Cuba is in trouble.. Look at the $65,000,000 raft they are using……..
REUTERS HEADLINE
“Evironmental groups cheered today at the $5 million fine levied against Capt. Sullenberger for water pollution.”
Future AP Report:
Air fare from New York to Charlotte: $495. Having a pilot who knows how to land safely on water: Priceless.
Heard in the cockpit: Talk to me, Geese.
Lieberman’s the only one left in the fuselage.
Close Encounters 2009.
The Hansens were the first in their neighborhood to get ‘Lost: The Home Version’.
My name? Blagojevich. I used to be Governor of Illinois before I got my pilot’s license
Democrats still deny their responsibility for the sinking ship US Economy.
“Ze plane! Ze plane! Oh, shit!”
Obama! You are the wind beneath my wings!
In honor of Ricardo Montabon
Tattoo “Boss what do you call a large pizza?”
Mr Rourke “I dont know Tatto”
Tattoo “De large plain, de large plain”
U.S. Airways — the first to offer rewards for frequent nautical miles!
Anyone seen where I left the remote?
Next time you decide to give someone “a little goose”, you’re dead.
Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right….
LOST
Ok, everybody—on 3, FLAP!
In the latest attempt to revive hands across America . . .
You can tell which ones voted for Obama – they’re walking on water.
Atlantis Air Flight 1549, now boarding at the Hudson river boarding area.
Free Cuba Airlines embarks on its maiden flight from Havana, Cuba all the way to Miami, Florida.
Buh-Bye, now. Buh-Bye.
The Brooklyn Literalist Club was glad they hadn’t been told to take a long walk off a short pier.
Washington Post: “Some people who arrived late for the inauguration felt that the US Air viewing site was too far away”.
US Airways new ‘standing-room-only’ section didn’t work as well as planned!
“Be sure you keep your seat belts secured until we come to a complete stop”…
“We know there are other water taxi services,thanks for choosing Wild Goose Floater Plane…we’ll wet your whistle (or whatever)”.
The eleventh commandment of flying: Thou Shalt Maintain Thine Airspeed and Altitude Lest the Water Come Up and Smite Thee.
If only we’d brought the economy in for a soft landing.
It’s always that darn left wing, isn’t it?
Shoot Geese
Save Planes
Left wing, right wing, doesn’t matter when you’re sinking does it?
“You are the wind beneath my…
Never mind.
People on the Left Wing: “TASTES GREAT!”
People of the Right Wing: “LESS FILLING!”
People on the Left Wing: “TASTES GREAT!”
People of the Right Wing: “LESS FILLING!”
People on the Left Wing: “TASTES GREAT!”
People of the Right Wing: “LESS FILLING!”
Rinse and repeat…..
…and then things took and Immelman turn for the worse.
“Toldya not to goose the throttle.”
“Does this mean we get a checked-bag-fee refund?”
It has been found that this is a wing conspiracy as several of the passengers heard “AFLAC” just before the engines died.
PETA has announced it will be suing United Airlines for 100 million dollars on behalf of the deceased Canadians.
“The new pedestrian bridge between Manhattan and New Jersey turned into a dismal failure when it was discovered that the designers were using US measurements and the builders went metric.”
Breakfast on the plane? Anything but “shredded tweet”.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.