It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“I think that I’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters, I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors, I’m a better political director than my political director, and I’ll tell you right now that I am a better painter than Michelangelo.”
I just made my skin darker with this stuff and nobody even noticed.
“Hey, Barry, you missed a spot!”
Immediately after his one minute photo op of painting a wooden shelf, Barack Obama was presented with the award considered to be the Nobel Prize of painting.
“I’m working on a building. It’s a Holy Ghost building. For my Lord, for my Lord…”. “I don’t actually know any work spirituals, so turn the record over…”.
Wizbang’s Kevin Aylward angles for yet another example of McGehee’s “Scenes from a More Just Universe” caption submissions. Which will once again finish out of the money.
This week on THIS OLD GOVERNMENT on PBS, someone in government does something productive….
“I bet Romney could at least afford to pay a painter…”.
Fumin’ & Choomin’!
Big deal. He’s been giving the country a good shellacking for the past four years.
Obama reminds us all again that he’s a complete lefty.
The president tries his hand at sugar coating his cabinet selection.
“So, this is, like, work, right? Don’t I get any free stuff?”
“Hurry up and take the picture. Standing here pretending to be working while all these plebeians are exhaling on me is creeping me out.”
Obama brushing up.
I love those fumes. They help me form great plans for the country.
If you weren’t taking so long pleasuring yourself, Mr President, we wouldn’t need 3 people to paint the bookcase.
Some presidents do the work of two men….Laurel & Hardy.
See, just like Obama said: You didn’t make that!!
“Hey look… Kenneth left the frequency right here.
Unqualified, no matter what the job.
At last we have the answer to question
“How many union members does it take to stain a 6 foot cabinet?”
“When the tender leaves of autumn return it will be time for you to leave us grass hopper”
You didn’t paint that!
Obama displays “Rugged Masculinity Gone Wild” by not only varnishing for a photo op for 30 seconds without a wrist brace, but also without a breathing apparatus.
That’s the last of the fingerprints. If this Benghazi thing doesn’t go away, I’ll need to look for a better alibi.
As a rookie at CSI District of Columbia, Barry couldn’t figure out where to put the chalk outline. Or what “chalk” was…
“I’ve been brushing aside my cabinet for years.”
“Why work so hard when you can get the government to pay for this.?”
“I find you can whitewash just about anything.”
“Hmmm, three people to paint one shelf. Seems like another government project.”
Obama has his first experience with what the little people call “work”.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.