It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners (for this week and last week) will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
The Evolution Of Skank
“She’s touching me! Why is she touching me?”
Anti-American Idol co-winners
For once in my life, I’m jealous of Helen Keller.
Brittney gets a private tutorial in how to be a washed up has been from Madonna.
Nest week…. Cher.
The saw-skank convention.
Sean Hannity’s “She-Dumb Concert”
Skankfest
The two most popular entertainers from the last few decades were brought on stage for a lifetime achievent award, then watched from Madonnas chest as two has-beens embarassed themselves.
Pretend it’s a microphone. Oh, wait… it is a microphone.
Yes we can, yes we did, yes we have no brainanas!
Like a Virgin, Not
Lollapa-floozy
Nice tape job on the tranny…
No wonder the Muslims hate us….
The worst wet dream ever.
BRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS
We want to eat your BRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNS.
Blonde and bitchin’ tour.
The inspiration for a new religion…Kablah blah.
S T D T V
One of them will die in an unfortunate gardening accident…
Nothing says great music like a dub and loop machine!
“Chord….what’s a chord?’
“Washed Up Ho Tour, 2008”
“The Psycho Menopause Tour”
The L.A. branch of the walking dandruff family was reunited with the London branch when they suddenly found themself within leaping distance of each other. A good time was had by all.
Empty Heads Singing To Empty Seats
This is not an acceptable substitute for the missing Octoberfest picture!
A few minutes later, when Courtney Love joined them on stage, the arena was declared a biohazard zone and quarantined by local police.
In a rare Muppet reunion, Dr. Teeth and Janice take the stage.
Maybe I’ll come up with something once the brain bleech clears the vision of two skanks on stage pretending they can perform outside of a bedroom.
Jesus Christ! Madonna has a seriously gaping va…
Oh, those are her black panties. Uh… hehe… errrrr
“Girding our loins for America”
As an aside–what the hell happened to Madonna’s knees? I can’t see them….
“Lutefisk Diva’s“
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Mielestäni teillä on söpö presidentti.
Who Let the Dogs Out?
“Stepin Fetchit”
Madonna and Brittany succeed beyond their wildest dream as they imitate Cheap Trick onstage.
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Skanks… for the memories…
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Shag Sisters or Moral Blisters?
I like the skull on her guitar strap. Nothing says “death” like Madonna’s career!
The top hat and guitar have the highest IQs on the stage.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.