This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ has concluded. There were many outrageous captions. I guess I should have expected the venomous quality to many of the captions with both Kerry and Clinton in the picture. I hope it was cathartic for all. Here are the winners:
1) ( Jay tea ) – “Just remember, John, take a dive in November to leave it open for me in ’08,” (squeeze) “and these won’t end up like Michael Jackson’s nose.“
2) ( Fritz ) – “No, a human smile is more like this. Almost. Getting closer. I think you’ve got it!”
3) ( idahjo ) – “Don’t worry Sweetie, I use Condiments!“
I did try really hard to find a winner other than Jay’s, but I just couldn’t get away from it being raunchy, political, and a slam at Michael Jackson all the same time.
Honorable Mention: The Rude Dog award does go to Laurence Simon for … well it just does.
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The joke’s on you… the real explanation is Kennedy, his staff, and his “staff.”
Laurence,
The honorable mention wasn’t meant to be derogatory, and I hope you didn’t take it that way. Your captions never cease to shock me and your caption for this one was a pretty good shocker too. I wouldn’t want, nor expect you to stop. Not that I know if I’ll get the chance to run another of these again.
Wow, I’d have bet money on Lair winning this week’s. In my opinion, his was a blockbuster the level of the “cigar” one back with Kerrey and Wes Clark back in February, or Lair’s own Martha Stewart one in March.
OK, I think we’ve gotten incestuous enough here…
J.
That’s okay Jay, I thought you’d improved on my comment then I see that you actually submitted yours BEFORE me. I really need to start paying more attention. And the fact that we think that much alike kinda worries me.