Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ has concluded. There were many outrageous captions. I guess I should have expected the venomous quality to many of the captions with both Kerry and Clinton in the picture. I hope it was cathartic for all. Here are the winners:

1) ( Jay tea ) – “Just remember, John, take a dive in November to leave it open for me in ’08,” (squeeze) “and these won’t end up like Michael Jackson’s nose.

2) ( Fritz ) – “No, a human smile is more like this. Almost. Getting closer. I think you’ve got it!

3) ( idahjo ) – “Don’t worry Sweetie, I use Condiments!

I did try really hard to find a winner other than Jay’s, but I just couldn’t get away from it being raunchy, political, and a slam at Michael Jackson all the same time.

Honorable Mention: The Rude Dog award does go to Laurence Simon for … well it just does.

Select more to see Dill’s Captions

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I had a couple of my own, I was expecting to see some form of the first one.

“You may have married rich, John. But, If you’d married me you would’ve already been president.”

“I know both you and Bill have trouble with the truth, John, but at least Bill could keep THIS straight!”

Until Friday

Banana Slugs
The Ref Needs New Glasses


  1. Laurence Simon April 18, 2004
  2. Rodney Dill April 18, 2004
  3. Jay Tea April 18, 2004
  4. Timmer April 19, 2004