Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of January 23, 2026

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the storm of the century (which was really pretty lame in the Northeast).

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – “Kamala looks around to see if she needs her kneepads to give the snowman a snow blower job”

AND

(McGeehee) – ““Well, Hunter, you know what they say: you are what you snort.””

2) (Kenny Moore) – ““Everyone’s panicking. Store shelves are empty.”
“Ice storm coming?”
“Gavin’s running for President.”
”

3) (Par4Course) – “ICE has definitely gone too far this time.”

4)(rodney dill) – “The decoy turned out to be a huge success in Minnesota. Three Hundred and forty-seven “Wine Mom’s” that set out to observe ICE, ended up watching these two all day.”

5) (cathymv) – “Sparkle Beach Ken is not doing very well today”

6) (Jerry Davis) – “Most of the guys I meet don’t STICK around very long.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(EricSteel) – “Both sit more manly than Gavin Newsom.”

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – “Gonna need more bench, too!”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Brian Brandt) – “The Waffle Houses are closed. This is serious.”

Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:

(Retired military) – “Hillary “that could have been me freezing mhy ass off on a bench. THat should have been me”

Aide “Gonna need a lot more freezing for that ass””

Most Inappropriate:

(Paul Hooson) – ““I suppose that a snowjob is out of the question?”.”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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