This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ leads us into the holiday season! Celebrating family, tradition, friends, and religion. The left will be even more miserable.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (patriciamcc) – “Deflation is here! It’s about time!”
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(RockThisTown) – “Today’s Special: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the half-shell!””
2) (rodney dill) – “As God is my witness, I thought liberals could fly.”
3) (ulley) – “Breaking News-“Police are searching the City for a man carrying a Giant Hat Pin””
4)(cathymv) – “who had “firepup busting his balls” on your 2025 bingo card?”
5) (McGehee) – “Parade balloon inflation is paused while handlers try to make the Paw Patrol balloon stop humping Pac-Man’s leg.”
6) (RadiCalMan) – “I … need … another … power … pill!!! Right about NOW!!!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – “I guess little Johnny ate too many hot dogs, soft pretzels, funnel cake and cotton candy and threw up all over the place…”
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(Par4Course) – “Macy’s should hold the parade in DC where there’s an excess of hot air.”
Best “Who Do I Have to Blow”:
(Retired military) – “After the helium tanks gave out they called in the one person who could blow up all the balloons without breaking a sweat – Kamala Harris”
Best Banter Weight:
(Brian Brandt) – “And, as usual, bit her in the ass, prompting the Secret Service Agent balloon to file another grievance with the White House HR Department balloon.”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(Joe_Miller) – “The prostate exams continued despite the previous results.”
Best “Trump’s Fault”:
(Paul Hooson) – ““Get your green card ready,Hoda!”.”
Most Inappropriate:
(EricSteel) – “When parade balloons have sex, do they use a condom?”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
