Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of October 31, 2025

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated Halloween AND Day of the Dead! A two fer!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “The Tox twins
Botox and Buttocks
”

AND

(Joe_Miller) – “I can’t stop thinking about all the chafing.”

2) (Par4Course) – “The perfect Halloween picture.”

3) (Kenny Moore) – “Hillary promises to help retake the White House furnishings.”

4)(Porkopolis) – “Double, double toil and trouble…”

5) (Paul Hooson) – “Obviously, neither own a Dorian Gray portrait….”

6) (Rodney G. Graves) – “The Witch of Chappaqua and the Wicked Witch of the West on Capitol Hill.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – “Hillary: “Nancy…guess what Bill says to me after sex…”
Nancy: “He probably says ‘I’ll be home in 20 minutes!:
”

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “Finally . . . a caption entry I can appreciate.”

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(McGeHee) – “Kodos and Kang don new disguises in hopes of winning another election.”

Most Inappropriate:

(Retired military) – “Why are these two like a slinkie?
They arent good for much in life but brings a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs
”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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