This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the failure of burn bags. Thank you to the person who “forgot” to burn them.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (ulley) – “Man I hate these open plan toilets”
AND
(Brian Brandt) – “Sydney Sweeney has nothing to do with this caption contest, but I’m putting her picture here anyway. Because I can.”
2) (vern bachman) –
3) (Rodney G. Graves) – “I close my eyes
Only for a moment and the moments gone
All they do
Crumbles to the ground though they refuse to see
Chumps in the wind
All they are is chumps in the wind”
4)(Mary Gehman) – ““It’s all fun and games until WE are the ones getting ‘probed’…””
5) (RockThisTown) – “‘Schumer said we have 6 ways from Sunday to get back at people. Now might be a good time to start using them!’”
6) (McGehee) – “Comey: “I have nothing to worry about, unless you lie.”
Brennan: “Have you met me?””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(rodney dill) – “Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.”
Best “Yuge and Bigly”:
(Porkopolis) – “Future ‘Employees of the Month’ at the Leavenworth commissary.”
Best Banter Weight:
(Rick Adams) – “I support this plan, for at least a couple of reasons.”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(Joe_Miller) – ““There was all kinds of mean, nasty ugly-lookin’ people on the bench there. There was mother rapers… father stabbers… father rapers… Father rapers! Sittin’ right there on the bench next to me!””
Best “Trump’s Fault”:
(Retired military) – “Comey “Hide the documents in burn bags they said. Noone would ever look in the trash they said””
Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:
(Mary Gehman) – ““Just think…if Hillary was here, she could be our fourth horseman…””
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(cathymv) – “Do you think that they have scottish dancing girls in jail?”
Most Inappropriate:
(Blues Harper) – “The Rrhea brothers: Dia, Pyo & Gono”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
