This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrates the Trump 2025 Middle East Tour. Get your t-shirts now!
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Mary Gehman) – ““I’ll have a Djinn and Tonic, please…””
(McGeehee) – ““All together now! Hava nagila, hava nagila…””
2) (RadiCalMan) – “When I get back, i’m gonna give James Comey a big whack with that!”
3) (patriciamcc) – “Trump’s new Secret Service is on the job.”
4)(Par4Course) – “Trump is not looking a sheik as the rest of the group.”
5) (vern bachman) –
6) (ulley) – “Come on now it`s time to Sheikh rattle and Roll”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(rodney dill) – “Shortly afterward Trump was seen with a new ear bandage.”
AND (cathymv) – “Silence!!!! I weel keel you!!!”
AND (Porkopolis) – “♬ Y M C A…♬”
Best “Yuge and Bigly”:
(guido81_MA) – “Mekka lekka hi, Mekka hiney ho!
Mekka lekka hi, Mekka chiney ho!
It is the most Mekka lekka hi that there’s ever Mekka hiney ho been.
No one’s ever see a Mekka chiney ho quite like it. I’m not sure about the “Chiney”, we don’t like Chiney, they’re cheating us. But it’s the greatest Mekka lekka hi, Mekka hiney ho that the world has ever seen. Never been a Mekka chiney ho quite like it. And because of that, all of our wishes are granted. The fake media dreams of my failure, but I Dream of Jeannie and all things are possible. Jeannie lives in a bottle. Not like the way Nancy Pelosi lives in a bottle. This is a beautiful, fully furnished bottle like no one’s ever seen before…….Let’s Make Mekka Lekka Hi Great Again!!!”
Best Banter Weight:
(RockThisTown) – “And Donnie doesn’t mind if he doesn’t make the scene
He’s got a daytime job, he’s doing alright
He can play the Dems & media like anything
Saving it up for America’s birthright”
Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:
(Paul Hooson) – ““I’m a big fan of Paula Abdul”.”
Best “Trump’s Fault”:
(Brian Brandt) – “O.K., so that’ll be 400 kabobs and a Big Mac.”
Best “She Who is Still Not POTUS”:
(Retired military) – “Hillary “That should have been me meeting with kings with a sword. That could have been me”
Secret Service agent “They would have made the world happy by making you wear a veil and long robes to cover your cankles””
Best Reference to a previous caption contest:
(McGeehee) – “And after all this, JELLIED BUDGIE GIZZARDS!”
Most Inappropriate:
(Kenny Moore) – “Ji, had we known you were coming we’d of planned one.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
