This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was one of the hardest contests in recent memory to judge. There were so many variations on a few common themes and tons of quality entries to wade through. Alas my duty is to select the winners, so here are the winning entries for this picture:
1) (McCain) – “Try as he might, Rummy is unable to force a Koran through his asshole.“
2) (Will Franklin) – “Ted Kennedy, I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!“
3) (FreakyBoy) – “Ted, it’s war. It’s not like we can just walk away from it, check in to a hotel, sleep it off, and hope our friends and relatives clean up the mess the next day.“
Honorable Mention
4) (Stephen Macklin) – “Fat drunk and stupid is no way go through life, Senator“
5) (Rodney Dill) – “…I am smiling.“
6) (Editor) – “NINE F***ING hours to report your accident, Ted, and you’re questioning me about strategy?“
Until next Friday…
There is no way on God’s green earth that #3 doesn’t win the whole shootin’ match. I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!
#6 is a close second.
FreakyBoy, While thats not a winning caption to the photo, that IS the best comback to Teddy that I have ever heard.
Tob
Wow first! Well judged. Humbling experience.