Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was one of the hardest contests in recent memory to judge. There were so many variations on a few common themes and tons of quality entries to wade through. Alas my duty is to select the winners, so here are the winning entries for this picture:

U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld listens to a question during a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing on the U.S. military strategy in Iraq on Capitol Hill, June 23, 2005. (Larry Downing/Reuters)

1) (McCain) – “Try as he might, Rummy is unable to force a Koran through his asshole.

2) (Will Franklin) – “Ted Kennedy, I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!

3) (FreakyBoy) – “Ted, it’s war. It’s not like we can just walk away from it, check in to a hotel, sleep it off, and hope our friends and relatives clean up the mess the next day.

Honorable Mention

4) (Stephen Macklin) – “Fat drunk and stupid is no way go through life, Senator

5) (Rodney Dill) – “…I am smiling.

6) (Editor) – “NINE F***ING hours to report your accident, Ted, and you’re questioning me about strategy?

Until next Friday…

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