Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of March 8, 2024

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ did not feature anyone present at the SOTU. You’re welcome.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Kenny Moore) – “And this is just the primaries.

(RockThisTown) – “No referees were harmed in the making of this photo.

(cathymv) – “I was watching a fight and a hockey game broke out…..

2) (Par4Course) – “Joint House and Senate committee meets to discuss differences in their respective border security bills.

3) (RadiCalMan) – “🎶 Sitting on a sofa on a Thursday evening
Going to the State of the Union speech
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you’ve got to choose
Every way you look at this, you lose

Where have you gone, Gordy Howe?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo, woo, woo

What’s that you say, Nancy Pelosi?
Gordy Howe has left and gone away

Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey 🎶

4)(rodney dill) – “US politics in a nutshell.

5) (Codebanger) – “and you thought giving your cat a pill was tough.

6) (ulley) – “Team Building the ice hockey way.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – “You know why hockey players wear numbers??? Because they can’t be identified by dental records.

Best Banter Weight:

(Rick Adams) – “I was watching a Taylor Swift event and a football game broke out.

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(914) – “Bill Gates next plandemic scam is unveiled..

Best “Where’s Jackie?”:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Hey, we just put the teams on the same drug cocktail they put Biden on, how we’re we to know this would happen.

Best Historical Reference:

(Brian Brandt) – “A major misunderstanding? The Pope and Galileo had a major misunderstanding.

Most Inappropriate:

(Retired military) – “The state of the union drinking game ended about as well as could be expected. The challenge was to take a shit every time Biden appeared lost or confused

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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