Winners Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of April 28, 2023

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ certainly broke any recent Wizbang records for variations on f bombs.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rick Adams) – “When the going gets tough, the tough go golfing.


(Brian Brandt) – “That bump we just ran over was what’s left of Fox News.

2) (Par4Course) – “Before he was fired, he used to drive a Porsche.

3) (RockThisTown) – “WARNING: Objects ahead may be more Murdochy than they appear.

4)(Joe_Miller) – “Why are we captioning the ending scene in Grease?

5) (ulley) – “Release the news hounds and let the Fox hunting begin.

6) (Porkopolis) – “Coming to a place near YOU.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Tom Morrow) – “This is what Zero Fox Given looks like.

Best Haiku:

(guido81_MA) – “There once was a man named Tucker
Fired for being the media narrative bucker
He drove off with a grin
‘Cause when the Fox ratings came in
It made the Murdoch’s a**holes pucker

The rare “Too Soon” award:

(retired military) – “Carlson “Hey I already got a gig just as important as FOx News lined up. They had a sudden opening on the Jerry Springer show”


(rodney dill) – ““Fox-O Fah-ox-O Fox let me go and I wanna go home.”

Best Banter Weight:

(RadiCalMan) – “I love that movie! It reminds me of Stowe A, my old dorm at UCONN in 1977, except we had cowboy instead of toga parties, smoked cigars and drank Jim Beam whiskey. We also were put on double secret probation after the 1st semester and they shipped everyone out at the end of the year.!

Best Sunday-11th Hour entry:

(Paul Hooson) – ““They say that Carlson is a real mother tucker”.

“Shut your mouth”.

“I’m talking about the guy who gave us the shaft”.

Best “Throbbing Mattress Kitten”:

(yetanotherjohn) – “The engine on his cart is so smooth it purrs like a satisfied throbbing mattress kitten.

Best Reference to a previous caption contest:

(McGeehee) – “The budgies will come home to roost.

Most Inappropriate:

(Mary Gehman) – “Paradise By The Dashboard Light???

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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