Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of April 29, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds you that, yes, things ARE a disaster.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Porkopolis) – “Coming soon to a streaming service near you, the ‘reimagined’ Jimmy Stewart classic Harvey!” (and participation ribbons to all the others who provided Harvey captions)

(rodney dill) – “What is the sound of one hand crapping?

2) (Dusty Pitts) – “The President was determined to shake hands with every single American who voted for him.
AND
(Retired military) – “Biden thanks all the people who voted for him

(Paul Hooson) – “Shaking hands with the Jimmy Carters past?

3) (cathymv) – “Where is the easter bunny when you need one??

(Vagabond661) – ““Aren’t we doing the hokey pokey?”

4)(Rick Adams) – ““Chuck, stand up, let them see ya.”

(EricSteel) – “We really are reliving the Carter years.

In 1979 Jimmy Carter had a problem with a killer rabbit

5) (Brian Brandt) – “Gang signs . . . from America’s most dangerous gang: Congress.

(Tom Morrow) – ““And let me shake the hand of the most competent member of my administrumbulation… uh… any competent member of my administhingy… uh… anybody that works for me that is even minimally competent… ah goddammit.”

6) (Cheeselogue) – “I was told Obama was behind me.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Who’s on first is supposed to be a comedy routine, not a way to govern.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Joe_Miller) – “Biden shaking hands with all the smart people in his administration.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(ulley) – “We warned you not to hold the Viagra in your hand for more than ten minutes,

Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):

(guido81_MA) – “Look, here’s the deal – For my next trick…nothing in my hand, nothing in my head….I say the magic word, Trunalimunumaprzure…. and, voila, I give you…you know, the Thing.

Best Banter Weight:

(Nipperdoodle) – “Now why would anyone even bother after that caption?

Best Kamala:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Who do I have to blow around here to find someone to blow around here…???”

Best Truth is Stranger than Fiction:

(RadiCalMan) – “…and so my fellow Americans, with this hand and without a brain, I am creating the Ministry of Fake Truthiness, so we can straighten out what the heck I’m say’in!

Best reference to a previous caption contest”:

(Par4Course) – ““This was more fun last week when everyone made fun of that French guy.”

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Wizbang Caption Contest™ Week of April 29, 2022