This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brings wishes for a Merry Christmas despite the best efforts of the left.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (RockThisTown) – ““I mean, you got the first mainstream Grinch who is articulate & bright & clean & a nice-looking Grinch. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.””
(guido81_MA) – “Up next, the Grinch Variant, identified by all of the W.H.O.’s at W.H.O.ville.”
2) (Dusty Pitts) – ““I must stop the pandemic from ending! But how…?”
And then Dr. Fauci got an idea. An awful idea.
Dr. Fauci got a wonderful, awful idea!”
(Par4Course) – “Santa hangs ten as Dr. Fauci punches himself in the head for canceling Christmas.”
3) (Rick Adams) – “The Democrat’s view of the filibuster when they are not in power (L) vs the years they are in power (R).”
(ulley) – “Mrs Claus gets her Haemerrhoid Suppository and Green vegatable supplement tablet mixd up.”
4)(Mike) – “Biden’s top two economic advisers met to say the economy is going strong.
Of course, they’re both imaginary.”
(Joe_Miller) – “I could just barely identify Stephen Colbert, but why isn’t Joy Reid wearing a disguise?”
5) (KaptainKrude) – “One is a close-minded idiot, incapable of relating to anyone who thinks differently from him, mired in his own misery so much that he is easily amused by his own cleverness, unaware of how many people find him unfunny and boring.
The other is the Grinch.”
(Porkopolis) – “Cultural Appropriation”
6) (Brian Brandt) – “Merry Christmas to everyone!
Except in the Washington. In Washington, they hate Christmas, and Christians, and all that they stand for, and they’re in the way of the People’s Socialist Paradise, and they’re all racist illiterate rednecks, and they MUST BE DESTROYED!
(Paul Hooson) – ““My contractual obligation is nearly over Asparagus head, so if you want anything from Santa, then make it snappy”.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(McGeehee) – “Santa: “In all honesty, I’d rather be covered in budgies.””
(yetanotherjohn) – “A rebel with a Claus.”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
A big lump of coal for several captions I can’t bring myself to repost. You know who you are.
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(RadiCalMan) – “The first delivery at the Biden White House! Joe’s been a very naughty boy this year.”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(rodney dill) – “Both polling higher than Hillary for 2024”
Best Banter Weight:
(Tom Morrow) – “There’s just no gratitude anymore… smh”
(Mary Gehman) – ““…Who do I have to blow around here for some man-scaping…???””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.