This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that there’s plenty of “comedy” to be found in DC these days. Unfortunately.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Rick Adams) – ““A republic… if you can keep it.”
Aaaaaaand… it’s gone.”
(Brian Brandt) – “She’s a one woman UN: UNlikable, UNexperienced, UNtrustworthy, UNintelligent, UNAmerican.”
2) (Vagabond661) – “Narrator: After her failed Presidential run in 2036, she returned to her job as bartender. She was fired after one month.”
(fustian24) – “You could sum all the IQ’s in that crowd and the number still wouldn’t be large enough to boil water”
3) (Tom Morrow) – ““And we’re going to march around like idiots, spouting nonsense at the top of our lungs regarding issues we’re clueless about!””
(Retired military) – “AOC “Being fat isnt your fault”
Crowd “That’s right”
AOC ” Getting pregnant as a teenager isnt your fault”
crowd “Damn right”
AOC “Being broke, jobliess, homeless and uneducated living in your parent’s basement isnt your fault”
Crowd “preach it sister”
AOC “But having an ancestor 300 years ago who owned slaves. That is all on you”
Crowd “Damn right””
4)(McGeeHee’s Mustache) – “I am woman, hear me roar
What are the words, I know there’s more
I have so much fun singing, I don’t care!
I’ve got a long long way to go
To be as smart as an embryo
La la la la la la something that rhymes with care!
Oh, yes, I am wise, don’t laugh that’s not a joke
If you keep heckling me I’ll give you such a poke
If I have to I can do anything
I am wrong (wrong)
I am unstoppable (unstoppable)
I am woooooooomaaaaaaaannnnn!”
(Mike) – ““That sixteen cents Joe Biden gave you? Imma need that back to pay for my Green New Deal!””
5) (guido81_MA) – “I gotta Green New Deal
Right here in Capital City
With a capital G and that rhymes with V and that stands for Venezuela….”
(RadiCalMan) – “ I’m making Biden Headbanger" cocktails for everyone and it’s on the Whitehouse’s tab!”
6) (MizMelly) – “I
Can’t
Get
No…
Satisfaction!”
(EricSteel) – “AOC:“Where are we going?”
Red Lectroids:”Planet Ten.”
AOC:”When?”
Red Lectroids:”Real soon.””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(cathymv) – “Someone asked AOC: Can you name the Continents
AOC – so excited – Yes yes I can … A E I O U!!!!!”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hooson) – “The “Ride” of Frankenstein?”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(RockThisTown) – ““And then Joe showed me his . . . you know, the thing! Wait, no . . that was Hunter!””
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(KaptainKrude) – ““….and soon, we will call on you to perform the ultimate sacrifice: to vote for Hillary for President!”
Voice from the back of the crowd: Hillary will never be President!
“Sure she will! We just have to vote for her next year, in 2021!””
Best Banter Weight:
(Joe_Miller) – “Just don’t ask her how old she is. Waiting for her to stamp it out takes a while.”
Best Kamala:
(Mary Gehman) – ““…Who is Mike Rophone…and why do I have to blow him…???””
Best Reference to a Previous Caption Contest:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Who is more delusional? The guy who thinks he is a superhero and dresses up as spiderman to meet with the pope or AOC who thinks she thinks.”
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
