Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of January 31, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was originally going to be canceled because it didn’t feature Pete Buttigieg but then I realized that would be lame. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (RockThisTown) – ““Today’s special is the McBiden, it’s a few fries short of a Happy Meal.”

(Mary Gehman) – ““Would you like some fries to go with your failed campaign?”

2) (Par4Course) – ““This is the home of Colonel Sanders, sir, not Bernie Sanders.”

(guido81_MA) – “They ladies at McDonald’s kept saying, “The ice cream machine is broken, the ice cream machine is broken.” I said, “hey listen, I’m not leaving here without ice cream. You either have an ice cream in my hands in three minutes or I’m going to start hugging and sniffing all of your customers. Three minutes go by and, son of a bitch, I had an ice cream.”

3) (Joe_M) – ““Has my son impregnated anybody here?”

(DJD60_TX) – ““Actually Joe, you sniffing my head does not get you a free meal, but I AM calling the cops who can arrange 3 hots and a cot for you”

4) (Rick Adams) – “Sorry, every time I see Biden I can’t help seeing this…

(Paul Hooson) – ““I know I sometimes put my foot in my mouth and say crazy things. But, I want to avoid that this time…Can, I talk to the Jew that owns the place?”.

5)(Mike) – ““Will that be cash or charge, Mr. Vice President?”

“How ’bout I set up one of your family members with a nice boardroom job in the Ukraine?”
(Harry Butts) – “No, I don’t know who you are, either, sir.

6) (Raron) – ““So are you sure you are capable of handling a cash register?”

(Kenny Moore) – “Sorry, the peach-mint went sour. Would you like to try a Bill Barr?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – ““Sir, can you hurry it up? I have to get to the Trump rally.”” (Thanks!)

Honorable Mention(s):

(archer hanity) – ““Why yes Mr. Biden, I have a job application right here!”

(RadiCalMan) – ““Why this is the best d*mn Dairy Queen in Idaho!”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – ““What’s keeping me from getting my ‘Sausage in a Bun?'”
“This counter between us….. Thank God.””

(Retired military) – “Biden “This ice cream reminds me of my schlong”
Cashier “You mean white, soft and wrinkled”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Biden is the most electable of the democrats … of course Hillary was the most electable of the democrats and we know how that worked out for her.

(cathymv) – “Joe Biden stared in amazement, Hillary has really let herself go

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “And so it continues.

Too Soon:
(fustian24) – “We’re collecting to buy Colin Kaepernik a helicopter.

You in?

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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