Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Week of February 18, 2022

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us that some colors should not ever be used when designing pantsuits.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (EricSteel) – “The new reboot of “Non-Binary Ed”

(Dusty Pitts) – ““…and now, let us bray.”

(Mike) – ““Who’s Neil Young and why am I opening for him?”

2) (RockThisTown) – ““Even Trudeau wants to date me!”

(Rick Adams) – ““Who wants their student loans forgiven?”

“MEEEEEEE!”

“And who’s going to pay for it?”

“NOT MEEEEEEE!”

(guido81_MA) – “So that’s 7 Bacardi & Cokes, 3 whiskey sours, 4 gin & tonics, 2 white racist Russians, only one black lives matter Russian, a screwdriver, a sloe gin fizz and 6 Michelob Ultras…is this all on one tab?

3) (Joe_Miller) – “I never expected her to show up at a meeting of Attention Whores Anonymous.

(cathymv) – “Is this the new screen play for Mr. Ed

(Paul Hooson) – “Communistpoolza 2022?

4)(RadiCalMan) – “O-Kay! I want to talk with you about something I’m expert at. Who wants a Mai Tai!

(patriciamcc) – “When I snap my fingers, I want you all to say Baa…baaa…baaa.

(Blues Harper) – “AOC explains the importance of using vodka in the workplace.

5) (ulley) – “Welcome to America has got no talent.

(retired military) – “AOC “And we have everything we need to put Trump in jail except for umm facts and proof”

(Nipperdoodle) – ““No, seriously! I got these shoes at Bloomingdales on sale!”

6) (Tom Morrow) – ““Socialism will be just like the past two years, just with less freedom, fewer rights and less stuff… for you. I’ll be doing fine.”

(Vagabond661) – ““Kneel before Zod!”

(Patrick_McHargue) – “All of you need to shut up and keep your masks on!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – “Not my donkey…not my circus…

AND

(rodney dill) – “In the end the audience had to agree that they really HAD seen a talking jackass, and wouldn’t get their money back.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “When does she start shooting the ping pong balls into the audience?

Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “This week. A 29 year old bartender gets elected to Congress and she is suddenly an expert in economics, environmental science and constitutional law. Meanwhile in our next fantasy story we will talk about an old cow with cankles try and fail to become president of the US for a third time.

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “That purple thing turns into Old Battle Axe 101 real fast.

Best Kamala:

(Mary Gehman) – ““How many ‘covidiots’ do I have to blow around here to become immune to the covid vaccine and the booster…???”

Best reference to a previous caption contest:

(yetanotherjohn) – “I think I may have figured out the genius behind last weeks winter pool party.

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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