Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 17, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. Chevita always brings out some extra effort and Kevin threw us a challenge by finding a photo of her without the crazy eyes showing. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “Neiman Marxist

(Mary Gehman) – ““I’ve got my hammer…where’s my sickle…???”

2) (Kenny Moore) – “I’ve never seen one of these. It is terrifying. I don’t know what it’s for, or what its purpose is.

(fustian24) – “AOC announced that it was high time a woman should become Speaker of the House!

Nancy Pelosi was unavailable for comment.

3) (jim_m) – “One of these is an unthinking object that cares nothing about humanity. The other is the House gavel.

(RockThisTown) – ““Where’s my robe? Don’t I get a black robe like the Supreme Court or something?”

4) (DJD60_TX) – ““You can’t call me a dictator, because I don’t have one.”

(Paul Hooson) – “You know if you’re gonna form a worker’s party, then you might start by actually working…

5) (Rick Adams) – “And just like that, the American experiment met it’s final end…

(yetanotherjohn) – “Well, it took them a while, but the dems have finally come up with something crazier than the ‘Mueller will impeach Trump” fantasies.

6) (Deplorable HRW) – “Square Peg Round Hole New Deal

(retired military) – “AOC “And today I am announcing a price fixing lawsuit against Nestle’s chocolate. It should be illegal to charge $100,000 for a candy bar”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “After 19 hours, the House Sargent at Arms was finally able to convince her that there would be no mole popping up to whack.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Joe_Miller) – “In her case the left hand never knows what the other left hand is doing.

(cathymv) – “Gavel gazing

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(914) – “Baby seal alert!!

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(EricSteel) – “Things to be grateful for, AOC is not Speaker of the House and Hilary will never be President.

Best Banter Weight:

(yetanotherjohn) – “She couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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