Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of February 15, 2019

            This week's <a href="http://wizbangblog.com/2019/02/15/wizbang-weekend-caption-contest-591/">Weekend Caption Contest&trade;</a> was almost as much of a homerun pitch as photos of good ol' Hillary.  It was strange though-this woman is in complete opposition to everything this military brat believes in but, still, that picture had me humming, "On Dear Old Army Team" for some reason. Weird...

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – “AOC “What do you mean we cant afford free healthcare. IT”S FREE!!!! How dumb can you be????”

(guido81_MA) – “Green Deal lady, loony lady
She’ll take cars & planes from everyone
Green Deal lady, fascist lady
Put us on trains that have no means to run

Green Deal lady, bug-eyed lady
Dressed in white, she says “hey, look at me”
Green Deal lady will revolutionize the e-con-o-my
And except for us, everything will be free

Green Deal lady, dipshit lady
Not too bright, dumber than cow farts
Green Deal lady, commie lady
Child of Lenin, friend of Marx

Green Deal lady, pinhead lady
Dressed in white, she says “hey, look at me”
Green Deal lady will revolutionize the e-con-o-my
And except for us, everything will be free

(Apologies to Sugarloaf)

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Someone must have told her a joke yesterday.

(Mary Gehman) – ““Trump asked me if I’m tired of whinnying yet…”

3) (Brian Brandt) – “AOC: The end of dumb blonde jokes forever.

(Rick Adams) – ““She sure got a purdy mouth on her, don’t sh–OH MY GOD, ABORT, ABORT!”

4) (RadiCalMan) – “Useful Idiot, boy Joe Stalin sure got that right!

(Mike) – “I cross my arms like this because my other jacket has wrap around sleeves!

5) (Jwb10001) – “So I’m telling my constituents that losing the Amazon deal is good and they should be happy about it….. and they’re buying it. Man I could sell these rubes anything!

(cathymv) – “I can’t chant USA!!! I don’t know how to spell USA!!!

6) (Wild_Willie) – ““Trump thinks he is president of a union. How dumb is that?”

(Kenny Moore) – “OMG, that’s hilarious! Tell me again about individual freedom and personal responsibility.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – ““Heehaw heehaw heehaw!”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Coldshatter the Deplorable) – ““They haven’t got Brains, any of them, only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t Think.”
The House at Pooh Corner

(Paul Hooson) – “Strangely, at this very moment both OAC and John McCain are sporting the same hideous grin…

(Joe_Miller) – “There’s never a face-eating alien around when you need one.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(RockThisTown) – ““Can we go somewhere for a debriefing?”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(fustian24) – “Alex explains that she’s just like Hillary except she doesn’t have cankles and she can still win an election.

Best Banter Weight:

(Blues Harper) – “AOC: “Who’s Hillary?”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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