Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of January 18, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another hit. Just like it was with the Clemson team.
Before continuing, I would like to plead with people to contact their Senators and Representatives about blatant media bias in terms of whose account Twitter suspends. Gateway Pundit has excellent coverage of the MSM’s hit on the teens from Covington High School in Kentucky. It turns out the teens were falsely accused due to the lies of several lefty parties and the media ran with it. At least two Hollywood figures (Jack Morrissey and Ben Hoffmann) have called for assaults on these kids. Please call your Congressional representatives about this farce.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Par4Course) – “Trump feeds the multitudes with only 4 Big Macs, 3 Whoppers and 2 Fillet-O-Fish sandwiches.

(Brian Brandt) – “Hey Nancy, you want apple pie with that crow you’ll be eating?

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Mmmm, Is that Toxic Masculinity I smell? I do love me some Toxic Masculinity.

(Rdm42) – ““..higher nutritional value than breaking news stories by Buzzfeed.”

3) (RadiCalMan) – “Now, you have all heard of the “Breakfast of Champions”, well this is the “Lunch of Champions”!

(fustian24) – “And for dessert, there’s a whole table of covfefe!

4) (Rick Adams) – “Haiku:

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and Trump trolling.
Guess which has occurred.

(Scorpion) – “In unrelated news, Kim Jong-un has just announced that he will leave for the White House immediately to reconsider his hard lined stance on nuclear proliferation.

5) (Mary Gehman) – ““Have it your way….no…that’s not right…let’s have it MY way…”

(2klbofun) – ““Chuck and Nancy… Eat Me!”

6) (Olsojer) – “Most appropriate, group specific and relaxed meal ever served in the White House.


The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) –
Honorable Mention(s):

(rodney dill) – ““We had to throw out the Pelosi-Cola’s… they were flat and tasteless.”

(Retired military) – “Trump “Pelosi will have the 747 Pizza. De Large plane De large plane”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(RockThisTown) – “Bill Clinton was saddened b/c there was no In-n-Out at the White House.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Rodney Graves) – “The bad news is that the room will require repainting after every single reporter’s head asploded at the sight. The good news is that Hillary is still not president.

Best Banter Weight:

(cathymv) – “The real reason the bus didn’t go to the airport was because Chuck spilled a cup of boiling McDonald’s coffee on his privates when Nancy tried to grab his pussy………

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning

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