Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.
UPDATE: Please note that this picture was posted on Friday prior to John McCain’s death. Given this evening’s news, please be observe a sliver of decorum with any future captions you post on this thread.

Democratic Party Promoting Hate
Comey Made A False Official Statement To Congress