HomeWeekend Caption ContestWizbang Weekend Caption Contest Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest Rodney Dill April 23, 2004 Weekend Caption Contest 29 Comments It You Want Boobies, Here's Your Boobies Buy The Hot Abercrombie Chick Related Posts Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest Winners for March 20 2015 Contest Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners About The Author Rodney Dill 29 Comments Darby April 23, 2004 “Hey Phil?” said Jed “Yeah Jed?” answered Phil “Why we doing this again?” said Jed to Phil “I don’t remember.” Said Phil to Jed. “Oh, ok just checking.” said Jed Darby April 23, 2004 Announcer 1: Today we will be announcing the grand champion of the highly popular, wet and cold nose competition. Announcer 2: As you can see the four contenders have steped up to the offical wet and cold nose wall, our judges shall be along shortly. Announcer 1: As you can see, the competition is going to be fierce, they’re all standing there perfectly still, behavior IS a deciding factor in winning this prestegious award. Joe April 23, 2004 Future Sprint PCS commercial: “I said bake a danish casserole, not make a doggy glory hole.” Norbizness April 23, 2004 For security reasons, prisoners at Doggie Guantanamo will be detained until the perp who took a dump on the White House lawn is given up. Mark April 23, 2004 Today we bring you rarely seen pictures from the secret Milk-bone testing labs. Francis W. Porretto April 23, 2004 “Oh, you want a measuring contest? I’ll give you a measuring contest!” Laurence Simon April 23, 2004 The American Kennel Society announces the standards for the newest recognized breed: The San Francisco Gloryhound. Jay Tea April 23, 2004 DAMMIT, other people beat me to my ideas before I could get to a computer! Oh, what the hell… “Tonight, on Fox News: the shocking truth about what goes on inside San Francisco doggie bathhouses!” “Shown above: some of the approximately 200 Afghan hounds being held as illegal combatants in kennels at Camp Guantanamo.” J. Dr. Schloktopus April 23, 2004 I was alright with the metal detectors and the physical searches, but when they installed the “Crotch Check” at the ticket counter, I descided to write my congressman. Steve April 23, 2004 Hot canines lined up at the Glory Hole Kennel. Conservanatrix April 23, 2004 I’m Rick James, Bitch! er… I mean bitches! Jay Tea April 23, 2004 “Eenie, meenie, mynie, mose, Catch a doggie by his nose…” J. Jay Tea April 23, 2004 After extensive animal testing, the Schnozz Snipper was rejected for human use. The only one spared from the scrap heap can currently be found at Michael Jackson’s surgeon’s office. J. Jay Tea April 23, 2004 Shown above: the Defense Department’s Fixed Mounting version of Gary Larson’s “Dobie-O-Matic,” as shown in “The Far Side.” J. Jay Tea April 23, 2004 Of course, NOW I find a link to the “Dobie-O-Matic” cartoon… J. marc April 23, 2004 Rex: “These damm glory holes! Hey you, you with the studded collar. Yea, your the one, I wanna sniff that gorgeous French Poodle arse!” Spot: “You always did have that foreign fetish.” Brian J. April 23, 2004 Captain, the doggie sneezers are in position and ready to fire! Laurence Simon April 23, 2004 Little known fact: After King Louis and Marie Antionette were beheaded, the French peasants benosed their prized bloodhounds. Timmer April 24, 2004 Today the 9/11 Commission held a secret session with four of former President Clinton’s interns… Hermoine April 24, 2004 Fun New Caption Contest http://hstrial-ddiak.homestead.com/Feedback_Form.html Senator PhilABuster April 24, 2004 ‘In a blind sniff test, 3 out of 4 dogs agree: Michael Moore smells like an ass.” dorkafork April 24, 2004 “You people have sick minds, calling it a doggie-gloryhole. It’s just a simple piece of veterinary equipment. Jeez, they have to have something to hold them in place while they milk them.” Jay Tea April 24, 2004 “OK, ma’am, they can’t see you. Can you identify which dog shoved his nose into your crotch?” J. Jay Tea April 24, 2004 Many people say the final straw in Michael Eisner’s reign at Disney was when he greenlighted remaking “Porky’s” with dogs. Shown above: a clip from the infamous “girl’s shower room” scene. J. PC Tutor April 24, 2004 Tonight, we take a rare glimpse into the mysterious world of Synchronized Sniffing. These Olympic hopefuls with share the thrill of victory and the agony of the fleas. Put down the remote, Sparkey – you won’t wanna miss this. Laurence Simon April 24, 2004 We’re not sure what Leonardo DaVinci was thinking when he designed this, but after building a working model we believe it is some sort of time-saving farm equipment. Jay Tea April 24, 2004 All your nose are belong to us! J. webgost April 24, 2004 The Pentagon today revealed the first photos of UBL Jay Tea April 25, 2004 For the love of god, don’t ANYONE pull Rodney’s finger until we get our noses out of here! (SOMEBODY had to do it…) J.