This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ is brought to you by the Maunder Minimum and scientists in favor of ethical research standards. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Rick Adams) – “Biden will be by to beat up the snowman presently.”
(rodney dill) – “Frosty became a registered voter and voted Democratic in three Congressional contests across America before the thaw.”
2) (Vagabond661) – “Snowflakes descend on Washington to protest Spring.”
(Joe_Miller) – “They got a $20,000 grant from the NEA to build a snowman.”
3) (Par4Course) – “God, misunderstanding Bill Clinton’s prayer, sends DC a snow-job.”
(Mary Gehman) – ““It’s so difficult to build cankles out of snow, Mommy…””
4) (RadiCalMan) – “You know, they closed the government down for the snow storm and everyone appears happy about it!”
(Scorpion) – “Our woke Congress shows their version of the wall they are willing to fund.”
5) (Retired military) – “When you can see all those flakes it means that Congress must be in session.”
(Brian Brandt) – “CNN – Washington covered in white. Reverend Sharpton calls foul.”
6) (RockThisTown) – “Schumer & Pelosi demand a ban on assault snowballs.”
(Rodney G Graves) – “An inch or so of global warming falls on the Nation’s Capital, Spring of 2018.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(guido81_MA) – “Trump “wins” election…there is now snow in Washington…Russia has lots of snow…we connect the dots for you…..THIS IS CNN!”
Honorable Mention(s):
(DJD60_TX) – “Low-budget version of “Frozen” fails with critics, but hit with kids”
(Paul Hooson) – “Fustian loves it when I make a joke about “snowballing”…”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(yetanotherjohn) – “Come on Becky, quit moaning and give me the carrot back.”
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(cathymv) – “Planning a spring vacation to DC: $3500
Playing in the Washington Monument park: Free
Enjoying your family while Hillary isn’t President: Priceless!!”
(Rick Adams) – “Rejoice all ye in Christendom / I caught a snowflake on my tongue / And laughed until my strength was spent / Knowing she is not President.”
Best Banter Weight:
(fustian24) – “That’s just settled Fake Science.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
