Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of January 5, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another yuge success as there were over 300 posts. However, given that the three winners per place has become a source of much snark, in honor of a new year (and the mysterious fire at Hillary’s NY house), I’m going to just go with two winners per place with a few more honorable mentions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un watches the launch of a Hwasong-12 missile.

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “Okay, Open the next box from ACME.”

(Rock ThisTown) – “You’ll shoot your eye out, Kim!”

2) (Mary Gehman) – “Wham, Bham, thank you, ‘Nam…”

(Retired military) – Kim “Where’s the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom”

3) (Kenny Moore) – Supreme Leader, France is on the phone. They surrender.

(yetanotherjohn) – Well, we know it is Trumps fault, now we just need to figure out how – This is CNN

4) (David Robertson) – Unbeknownst to Kim, Bugs Bunny removed the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator just before launch.

(Blues Harper) – I’ll show you some Russian corrusion.

5) (Brian Brandt) – The North Korean version of “Hey, hold my beer and watch this!”

(guido81_MA) – I’m So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There’s no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry

6) (Paul Hooson) – “By the way, I’m also The Haircut President…”.

(stan25) – Wylie Coyote take a back seat

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(cathymv) – We’re gonna need a bigger button!!

Honorable Mention(s):

(Olsoljer) – Up, up, up she go. Where she fall, nobody know.

(SameOldGirl) – I LOVE the smell of a missle launch in the morning!

(Scorpion) – After Klaatu and Gort depart following their “discussions” with Kim, he decides that maybe he would have a better outcome by nuking their planet instead.

(Wild_Willie) – Kimmy surrounded by his supporters.

(Rick Adams) – He doesn’t know how to use binoculars?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(TheyTukRJobz) – And nobody to play with my little button but me..

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(fustian24) – Kim Jong Un still Supreme Leader.

Hillary still not.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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