Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners December 9, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was fairly quiet again. I guess I’ll whine and blame the Russians. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Diogenes the Deplorable) – ““Hillary…I’m glad to see you found some honest employment…….”

2) (Brian Brandt) – “We’re ready to do your hair, Mr. Trump.

3) (rodney dill) – “Woman: “Mr. Trump I’m having legal issues with my neighbors, and I think you can help.”
Trump: “Shoot”
Woman: “I have a diverse spread of outdoor Christmas and holiday decorations. A nativity scene, Frosty and Santa, a Kwanzaa Kinara, a Star of David and Menorah, a Festivus pole, and an animated Prophet Muhammad copulating with a reindeer in lights. My neighbors are taking me to court.”
Trump: “You mean…”
Woman: “Yes, They’re suing me to have the nativity scene removed.”

4) (Mary Gehman) – ““Yeah…but, can you build a wall?”

5) (Paul Hooson) – “Trump: “Hey, it’s joke time. What do you call Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren and Nancy Pelosi taking a shower? – A self-cleaning coven…”.

6) (David Robertson) – “Trump to factory workers: “Because I was elected President, you’re NOT fired.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “I don’t know what’s going on here but I’m pretty sure it was followed by a round of hysterical whining by the left.
[Thanks, guys! A big shout out to Rick Adams for starting this running gag a few years ago.]
Honorable Mention(s):

(cathymv) – “Telling a Hillarybot to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

(yetanotherjohn) – “The “How a bill becomes a law” from School House Rock glossed over a lot of details apparently.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(fustian24) – “Trump mistakenly asked what they make at Forney Industries.

Forneycators, of course!

(Joe_Miller) – “As the prototype Hillary Clinton Boner Shrinking Anti-Sex robot comes off the assembly line, everyone reels back in horror.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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