Wizbang Caption Contest™Winners Week of May 8, 2020

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ showed that just when you think Sloppy Joe can’t step in it more, he surprises you! It warms my heart to see far fewer comments over this week-we’re having lives again!

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “DRUDGEBREAKING: Biden campaign loses focus! Developing…

(fustian24) – “It’s Schrödinger’s Biden!

2) (Porkopolis) – “Douche Ex Machina

(retired military) – “Biden “My position on this and all matters is as clear as the nose on my face”

3) (Par4Course) – “Almost as many people attended Biden’s virtual rally as usually attend his in-person rallies.

(engineer) – “Is that Joe sniffing his own hair?

4)(cathymv) – “Gasp!!! Joe Biden IS Corn pop!!!!

(Vagabond661) – “Max Headroom called. He wants his TV back.

5) (Rick Adams) – ““When I was a kid back in Scranton a wheel fell off my canoe which made me wonder how many pancakes fit in a doghouse.”

(yetanotherjohn) – “I just knew he couldn’t be real. I mean, no real major party candidate could make that many gaffes and still get nominated.

6) (RockThisTown) – ““You’ve got the first sort of mainstream pixels, articulate and bright, clean and nice-looking pixels. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

(Olsojer) – “Joe just can’t pull himself together……

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “Scott me up, Beamy!

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(EricSteel) – “Joe pull out your finger, that’s not a vagina, it’s a light socket.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Joe_Miller) – “Biden phases in from the alternate universe where Hillary didn’t win either.

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – “I was away at our camper for a few days to finally open it up for the season. And, of course, there were problems and issues to be dealt with…first the slides wouldn’t go out, then one of my dogs got sick, then there must has been a mouse or a chipmunk under my sink at some point over the winter…and, of course, the old computer out there died over the winter and I only have an antique ‘flip-phone’ (not a smart phone). Thanks for asking…it’s nice to know I’m missed!

Best “Who Do I Have to Blow…”:

(Brian Brandt) – “\\\ Who do \\\\\ dododododo \\\\\ have \\\\\ blo blo blo \\\\\ blow \\\\\ get this \\\\ transmit \\\\ work? \\\\\

Best Haiku:

(EricSteel) – “Joe Reality
Virtual Reality
Bad Reality

That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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