Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners August 21, 2015

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was an amazing success! In fact, there were so many great entries that I am going to break protocol and give out two winners for each spot on the countdown. You should still read through them all because even with extra winners I still couldn’t pay homage to them all. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Russian President Vladimir Putin, centre, sits on board a bathyscaphe as it plunges into the Black sea along the coast of Sevastopol, Crimea, Tuesday, Aug. 18, 2015. President Vladimir Putin plunged into the Black Sea to see the wreckage of a sunk ancient merchant ship which was found in the end of May. (Alexei Nikolsky/RIA-Novosti, Kremlin Pool Photo via AP)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – ““No, I won’t give Bill Clinton a ride again. He never stops yelling EMERGENCY BLOW!”

1) (Rick Adams) – “In Soviet Russia Shark jumps you. (with accompanying photoshop)

2) (David Robertson) – “When Putin goes into the water, sharks don’t bother him. Professional courtesy.

2) (guido81_MA) – “Dr. Nyet

3) (Bird666) – “Putin and his modified AMC Pacer.

3) (Paul Hooson) – “OCTOPUTINPUSS

4) (RestlessLegs) – “Obama tried this, but his golf cart sank.

4) (Mike) – “Putin, on his way to view the French fleet.

5) (cathymv) – “Мне нравится совершать долгие прогулки на пляже , читать хорошую книгу и взять
подводную лодку , и взорвать вещи .

I like to take long walks on the beach, read a good book and take the submarine out and blow things up.

5) (Bill_M) – “Visiting the wreck of the SS Hillary!

6) (Retired military) – “Putin “I may hunt tigers and dive in submarines but Obama sleeps with a bear and has apparantly screwed her at least twice”

6) (Rdm42) – ““They said the global warming was hiding in the deep ocean, and I mean to find it!”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Joe_Miller) – “If Ted Kennedy had one of these, he might have been President.

And one more for the road:

(Pretzel_Logic) – “‘This thing has blown a seal’ ‘ leave my private life out of it’

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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