This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured a photo that screamed Caption Contest the minute I saw it! Not surprisingly, we have no way of picking one “Most Inappropriate” this week so consider yourselves all winners in that category.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Brian Brandt) – “MSNBC commentator – I am shocked by this disgraceful display of immodesty by Melania Trump!
MSNBC producer – Ah, that’s Doctor Jill Biden.
MSNBC commentator – My, isn’t she lovely!”
(rodney dill) – ““The pilot said I have the breasts of a 20 year old.”
“What about your old saggy ass?”
“Oh, he didn’t mention the President.””
AND one more (since we don’t have the Most Inappropriate Category this week):
(RockThisTown) – “The Spread Eagle has Landed.”
2) (Mike) – “Isn’t this what the flashing red light on the wing means??”
(fustian24) – “As the President and First Broad deplane…”
3) (cathymv) – “AirWhore One”
(Rick Adams) – “The British have a term for this: “Mutton dressed as lamb.””
4)(patriciamcc) – “Dr. Jill’s tragic fashion sense on display. Someone please remind her that she is no longer in middle school.”
(Paul Hooson) – ““My God, Jill! You’re not going to wear that to see Jimmy Carter are you? He’s a Sunday School teacher and old too!”.”
5) (guido81_MA) – “I have to dress like a teenage girl or Joe won’t give me so much as a sniff.”
(Joe_Miller) – “‘Skanks on a Plane’”
6) (Porkopolis) – “Hunter Biden Thought Bubble:
“I don’t care what the Secret Service says your code name is…it’s MILF in my book”.”
(RadiCalMan) – “There’s something fishnetty about Jill Biden.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Mary Gehman) – “One Floozy Over The Cuckoos Nest???”
Best Use of the Biden Caption of Choice (A Laugh and/or A Gaffe):
(yetanotherjohn) – “Is sex in an airplane lavatory infrastructure? Asking for a friend.”
Best use of the MAGA Caption of Choice:
(Retired military) – “Even in her mask costume the guards were able to spot Hillary and turned her away from Air Force one stating “You will never be President and your cankles gave you away””
Best Banter Weight:
(Retired military) – “Skank singular. HIllary nor Kamala was nowhere to be found.”
(KaptainKrude) – ““Okay, I’m ready to meet with our enemies now. I got a lot of pointers from Kamala. Oh, speaking of, did you see where I left my kneepads?””
That’s all for today. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.