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Kathleen Sebelius says the scariest thing this Halloween:
“I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”
Sebelius joins hands with everyone that successfully signed up for ObungleCare to sing Kumbaya.
“I don’t understand, President Obama said “I deem it to work” so it should be working”
Another Democrat getting ready to use their MSM dildo
Turn your head and cough.
You’re in bad hands with Sebelius.
Our sources have recently determined that George Bush is the majority shareholder of the company that designed the website for us.
Whats the difference between healthcare.gov and bustyladiesporn.com?
About a billion dollars and you can sign up and use bustyladiesporn.com
We’ll just have to take your word for it.
I meant the healthcare.gov site.
I wouldn’t go anywhere near that place without a digital condom.
Kathleen Sebelius, Incompetence Czar.
Sebelius “did you see that state of healthcare when Pres Obama took over? I mean we were going over a cliff. We stopped that and was able to save the country. “
“Look another one or two billion dollars and three years and we will have this website running like a charm”
Kathleen Sebilius calls a presser to announce her acceptance as the lead candidate on “Dancing with the Czars”.
Why does the phrase ‘putting lipstick on a pig’ keep recurring with this administration.
“Like a good neighbor… State Dept. is there.”
Sebilus gives a stirring rendition of “I did it my way”
“On the one hand, you probably won’t keep your current doctor. On the other hand, I really don’t care. I could go on, but I need more hands.”
I don’t understand your question, “Does the rug match the drapes?” What does that mean?
sebelius (actual quote ) “For us democrats Obamacare is badge of courage”
Sebilus graphically illustrates the cajone sizes required to claim Obamacare rollout was a success
We have by far the most expensive health system in the world. We spend 50 percent more per person than the next most costly nation. Americans spend more on health care than housing or food. – Kathleen Sebelius
Sebelius aide thought bubble “and that is just for the website”
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Will you please turn off your headlights!
She has a point. If Holder wasn’t fired for running guns that killed people, why should she be fired for screwing up the Obamacare roll out.
Now that’s a scary costume for Halloween.
If you like your insurance you can’t keep it, if you don’t like your Health and Human Services secretary you have to keep her.
Pearl necklace – $500
Armani suit – $1500
a billion dollar website that you cant even sign in on – Priceless.
In order to distract from the Obamacare rollout problems, Sebelius challenges Sen. Cruz to a Texas Cage Match wrestling exhibition.
“Just shoot me now.”
I think the woman on the left is trying very hard not to burst out laughing.
Don’t worry, be happy
Remember how we laughed that the government would fine oil companies for not buying cellulosic ethanol that didn’t exist. Sebelius explains how you are going to be fined for not buying health insurance you can’t register for.
We used to be a country that could send a man to the moon. Now we can’t even launch a web site.
Who is John Galt?
1984 is starting to look like a best case scenario.
Let’s see. Univision and Telemundo microphones. Who says the main stream media isn’t doing hard hitting reporting on the Obama administration.
What’s the matter with Kansas?
Sebelius:
I launched the website by shattering a bottle of champagne against the server. Was that a mistake?
That’s racist. The server was likely a minority.
So that’s what Ric Ocasek has been up to.
You don’t go live with the website you’d like to have. You go live with the website you have.
Thank God this woman isn’t in charge of the Wizbang caption contest.
We depend on results every Monday morning.
[grin]
Grin! Which Monday is that? Oh, next Monday whenever that is.
In desperation, she stripped down to her undies, stuck out her tongue and started twerking.
The mainstream press, of course, didn’t cover it.
No, I *turned down* the role of “Scarecrow” in the Batman movies!
“The President is mad. I’m mad! Have a good day, and don’t forget to sign up for ObamaCare!”
In retrospect, Sibelius feels that giving the contract to an all woman software house may have been a mistake.
So, she’s blaming it on Bush!
(rimshot)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Sebelius reveals that she is the voice of “Peggy” for the HealthCare automated answering system. “Please Hold…” Developing….
“You can now use the NSA website to register for ACA which should be easier since they have most of your information already.”
I mean, what difference does it now make?
“I stand behind my software… there’s no place else to hide.”
“…and If you have trouble signing up then lay off the website 2-3 weeks, then forget about signing up altogether.”
The years have not been kind to Barry Manilow.