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Sebelius: “You screwed up… you trusted us.”
“What the hell happened?”
Obungled!
What me worry?
Well, this is a fine kettle of fish!
Oh fudge!
That’ll leave a HealthScar
Jiminy Christmas!
“Madame Secretary… Is it true more Disney characters have signed up for ObumbleCare than there are residents of Arkansas?”
Oh fiddlesticks!
Have you prepared your three envelopes?
“I blame the Chinese children who built those computers…”
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Giddy up, giddy up 404…
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Secretary Sebelius explains that the Obamacare website problems were caused by a Youtube video.
“Yes we plugged the M—– F—– in!”
“Yippee Ki-Yay M—– F——.”
“Did I do that?”
“I’m here today to ‘fess up. To spill the beans…. about Benghazi.”
“Oh, drat these computers! They’re so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them.”
http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Marvin_The_Martian/ltmm_014.mp3
“Hey moe!”
The website issues are irrelevant, little people, we’ve got you by the balls!
We didn’t know what was in the source code until we compiled the source code…..okay, so we STILL don’t know.
If I was in the evil Private Sector, I’d be unemployed by now. THIS is why the Public Sector is so great….better jobs at better wages and fortified job security.
We will just have to fix it, so we can find out whats in it.
Sebelius can’t believe that 4 out of 5 reporters correctly picked her PIN as 1337.
Kathleen “Leeroy” Sebelius: “At least I got my piece of chicken.”
Kathleen, why so long in the face?
Kathleen, did you know you look a little like a horse?
Neigh!
Kathleen, you’ve just spent a billion dollars on a website that doesn’t work!
I’m going to Disneyland!
What is the difference between Disneyland and D.C.?
…
No, I don’t know either.
Disney’s run by Mickey Mouse… D.C. by Goofy.
Disneyland has never run a deficit.
That’s the look of a woman that sees a bus headed her way.
“I just need to say, ‘I’m Sorry Mr. President… I forgot to schedule your tee time for the weekend.?‘”
“I’m not here so this administration can fix the mistake, I’m here so this administration can fix the blame.”
‘Sibelius’ is Latvian for “without a clue”.
“What do you mean that my Halloween costume is scary?
I’m not wearing a Halloween costume.”
“I am here to unveil the newest Halloween monster: Obamacare.”
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She’s real poor my 404
She’s real poor my 404
My HTML 404
Well I spent your pennies and I spent your dimes
(Giddy up giddy up 404)
For I knew that you’d be screwed this time
(Giddy up giddy up 404)
When it would show an HTML 404.
(404, 404)
Giddy up giddy up giddy up 404
(Giddy up giddy up 404)
Giddy up 404
(Giddy up giddy up 404)
Giddy up 404
(Giddy up giddy up 404)
Giddy up 40…
Nothing can fix her
No one can use my 404
404 ooooo
(Giddy up giddy up oooo)
(Giddy up giddy up oooo)
(Giddy up giddy up oooo)
(Giddy up giddy up)
When I used a slide show it really scored
(Giddy up giddy up 404)
but when it went live it’s really poor
(Giddy up giddy up 404)
My slow speed, un-secure, bad-protocol 404
(404, 404, 404, 404)
Giddy up giddy up giddy up 404
(Giddy up giddy up 404)
Giddy up 404
(Giddy up giddy up 404)
Giddy up 404
(Giddy up giddy up 404)
Giddy up 40…
Nothing can fix her
No one can use my 404
(404 404 404 404)
Giddy up 404
(404 404 404 404)
Giddy up 404
(404 404 404 404)
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“Inconceivable!”
“Dude! Where’s my Website???”
Clearly, I’m no Amazon woman.
“What are all these muggles doing here?”
“No, I didn’t. Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!”
“I’ll get you, and your little dog, too!”
It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
Where’s my “Heckuva job, Sebelie?”
Anthony Weiner has sexted more people than have been on my website!
How dare you criticize us, peasants!
“Here’s my sissyass excuse…”
“The devil is in the details….every detail…”
Cruella DeVille testifies before congress and admits that HealthCare.gov is powered by puppies.
Harrison Ford makes a great Kathleen Sebelius for Halloween.