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Joe has all his eggs in one basket again.
Joe is thanking his lucky stars nobody thought to call it ” Bidencare”.
Joe has confused Easter with Halloween again.
All the administration has been able to get out of the economy so far is goose eggs.
Every day Biden supplies the rotten eggs the press uses to go after Republicans with.
Joey maximizes his potential, achieves lifelong goal of being a delivery boy.
Its Joey Bagadonuts
This is a big F’n deal!
Joe: “Elections have consequences”
“These are big F’in cookies.
“Joe, did you lose your cookies again?”
“When I took these from him, Boehner cried.”
“These are Congress Cookies…. They’re chock full of nuts.”
Since the shutdown was lifted, let’s see if Joe notices the floor has been freshly waxed.
Joe: “Me getting these cookies was in the debt ceiling bill. All McConnell got was some dam money… sucks to be him.”
Biden’s most important duty is delivering the First Lady’s petit fours promptly.
Biden bribes the press every day. Apparently they work for crumbs.
Joe Biden has never wondered why they’re called doughnuts when there aren’t any nuts in them, but he’s way smarter than you.
The Whitehouse staff celebrates Joe Biden’s promotion from the Gaff maker to the Muffin eater!!
Quick, see if Biden has his ankle bracelet on, hes out of his jail cell!!
“No Joe… .Wednesday is hump day, not hemp day… put the brownies away.”
See, Biden walk
see Biden smile
see Biden bring those muffins
he baked while he was in exile!!
“Do you know the muffin man?”
“The Muffin…man?”
“THE MUFFIN MAN!”
“Do you know the muffin man?”
He’s ALIVE!!!!!
You notice that Joe has no Secret Service protection because, why?
Biden finally does a job that he is qualified to do.
The Muffed Man
Is this part of a new government program that matches the job to the ability of the employee?
With the government shutdown over, people celebrate the return of the non-essential federal employee.
“Uh no, Joe, we said defunding ObungleCare was ‘Kookie Talk’“
Joe Biden delivers food to the roomful of monkeys running the Obamacare websites.
“I didn’t get a Harumph! from that guy in the back.”
After carrying the water for Barack, Joe carries the pastry for Michelle.
And everybody that signs up for Obamacare gets a donut from the Vice President.
Unfortunately, Joe’s been carrying these around for a week.
The White House finally finds a suitable job for Joe Biden.
Do you know…the Muffin Man?
With the shutdown over, Joe retrieves the Kal-Kan from the locked foyer and delivers the 10am refreshments to the oval office.
Biden always brings treats for the IRS when he delivers the enemies list.
Joe misunderstood when the chief of staff sarcastically referred to him as “one smart cookie.” Figuring more is better, Joe whipped up several batches of smart cookies in his Easy Bake Oven.
Biden brings his own junk food as he commits to fixing the Obamacare software in a marathon coding session.
“Look what I made during the shutdown!”
“Someone said the problem with the Obamacare.gov website has something to do with ‘cookies’?”
From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.
Joe Biden finds a job he can actually handle.
He was asked not to return.
I see the barrycade on clowns has been removed.
The shutdown’s over…it’s time to make the donuts.
Personally I think a politician being able to walk and carry mini-muffins at the same time is a pretty low bar for applause, but then it is Joe Biden.
This must have been taken during the shutdown when non-essential personnel where furloughed … there aren’t any secret service in the picture.
Joe Biden had it seared, SEARED I say, into his brain when the teacher asked “Did you bring enough for every body?”
Obama gave a speech about the legislature being blocked up on Capitol Hill, so Joe brought over some bran muffins.
“Lookit what I got from Walmart when EBT shut down!”
I picked these up at Dunkin Donuts this morning. I had to talk with an Indian accent so they could understand what I was ordering