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“C’mon Baby…. eat that mic.”
Bill Clinton realizes he has a one word thought he just can’t shake, “corndog.”
“I’m bored….I’ve heard that Paul Hooson housefire joke before, and it wasn’t good then…”.
“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!”
“Beautiful head … Yeah, beautiful head….”.
“I’d love to knock the boots….You are wearing boots, right?”.
Close, but no cigar.
Not just close, Rodney, but the most likely runaway winning caption this week. Well done!
New from Disney, a great new film for the whole family….THE HORNY PROFESSOR, starring former President Bill Clinton….
“I look so serious that the audience doesn’t know where my other hand is…”.
“Your speech is great until I blow my nut, then it’s no good….”.
“Oh baby, baby, I love your speech on forest management. I got wood!”.
Like Popeye always used to say.. Well, shiver me timber!
“Like Popeye always used to say…Well, blow me down…”.
“həkəkəkəkə”
How you write “e” upside down backward. You own old Soviet model typewriter?
I did it with cut and paste, (I did a search on Popeye’s laugh, took a while) but there’s probably a character in the extended html character set for it. Just like when you enter & # 9836 ; without spaces to get ♬
Pretty clever. There’s some Russian adult film company that I researched for a Wizbang Pop story that deliberately uses broken English subtitles for their films to make the guys seem brutish and crude and rough on the girls. It was a pretty laughable film company, but I abandoned the story because the company was just too low rent for a good story, even a funny one. So I thought I’d go with the broken English thing here for a laugh as well..
& # 601 ə
It must be 85 Alt 0176 outside right now
Thanks, At one point I’d created an MSEXCEL table to make every combination up to (& # 9999), then exported into an html and displayed. There’s some interesting characters. I think some web sites still have the extended character set as well.
(here’s one – http://www.chem.uky.edu/research/grossman/unicode.html )
Ha! That’s where I went.
“Someone wake up Fustian. Time to make a teabagging joke here…”.
“That damn blowjob got me in so much trouble before. I promised Hillary that I’ll never do that again…Hey, babe have you heard of rimming?”.
“That damn blowjob. It caused me so much trouble. A lot of public scandal. An impeachment vote. Trouble with Hillary……But, I’ll give it one more chance…”.
“Let’s see Rodney Dill has already told a joke about cigars. And Paul Hooson has covered everything from masturbation to rimming. That just leaves whips and chains and enema bag jokes for you other guys to work with here…”.
“Hey, you know what’s so good about a blowjob…..ten minutes of silence…”.
Bill: “I yam what I yam.”
“Okay, you think of a number between one and 100…..Ok, my guess is 69? Right?”.
“My wife Hillary was all smiles when she walked down the marriage aisle with me. She knew that was the last time she’d give a blowjob…”.
During this opening session, Clinton was joined by other politicians, business leaders and an actress to discuss new ways to achieve economic and social mobility.
Motility?
“Getting a blowjob from Hillary was a lot like walking on tightwire. You don’t dare look down…”.
The new XXX production “Disparate White House Wives.”
“Men in Arkansas have a funny way of getting circumcised. At just the right moment, you kick your sister in the jaw…”.
“You’re not Catherine Zeta-Jones, are you?”.
He just so irresistible when he pretends to be interested in a woman’s mind.
Oh baby, I don’t hear a word you’re saying but how I love watching you say it.
At this point Bill figures if they get this close to him they must want it.
Eva Longoria, may I introduce you to my best friend? I call him Even Longer-ia!
Maybe it’s coincidence, but all of the speakers Clinton invited for his Global Initiative are hot ladies.
The funniest thing is that this woman came here because she thought we were interesting in what she has to say.
Whadda maroon!
Unbeknownst to Eva, Clinton is giving her the Presidential salute.
…it is flag day.
Look Eva, if you’re looking for Presidential wood, it’s like this: the elder Bush is practically dead, the younger is still stuck on his wife, Carter is unthinkable, and Obama doesn’t swing that way. Frankly, it’s down to me baby!
Yippeee… Ki… Yay….
I’ll pull more than your finger Eva.
Yeah, I’ve done that.
In breaking news, Bill Clinton suffered a heart attack in a hotel room after he moderated a panel discussion.
Desperate housewife, desperate president.
I have something to replace that microphone with Eva.
In a desperate bid to reform, Bill Clinton now slaps his own face every time he has thoughts of adultery.
Clinton thought bubble “50 million liberal women in this country and I get stuck with Hillary”
The average male thinks about sex every 7 seconds. Bill Clinton is way above average.
It must be nice to be retired and able to sit around all day just thinking.
There may be snow on the roof, but there is a hot, hot fire inside.
I only have eyes for you … or maybe the blonde next to you.
I’m sorry Eva, did you just say something?
You know, if I was married to Hillary, I would probably fantasize about Eva too.
“Heh, heh…eva’ long for a Arkansas whitesnake?”
Some times a cigar is just a cigar and a microphone is just a microphone, but not with Bill.
…and with Bill… a prick is still just a prick.
Imagine if Bill was a Republican what the press would be writing about him.