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I think Bill is thinking about something to eat, afterwhich he will probably get some lunch.
“Good thing I have my ‘interested, concerned and studious look’ on, because she has no idea right now in my mind I’m going down on her like Goober Pyle at a Mayberry pie-eating contest!”
“I want you to listen to me. I did not have sex with this man Clinton.” ww
I’d like to present to you with the Presidential award for serious hotness. And I’ve got it right here in my pants!
Thought Bubble over Mr. Clinton – “Ma’am, You could be the first renter of the Lincoln bedroom when Hillary is President.”
Hope I don’t have to stand up anytime soon.
Is that a microphone in your hand, or am I just glad to see you?
Screening the finalists for an internship at his Presidential Library.
At a loss at what to do with his expected wardrobe malfunction, Bill decides to discretely direct its inevitable result over to Eva’s conveniently located open purse.
I’ve got what it takes to cure a Desperate Housewife right here Eva.
He talks a good game ladies. But that’s all it is.
Clinton’s like an old dog still barking at cars, but wouldn’t know what to do if he actually ever caught one.
Clinton thought bubble:
mustn’t look at her tits…mustn’t look at her tits…i just know if i look at her tits it’s gonna show up on the front page of the NY Post…and then folks will be asked to caption the picture…mustn’t look at her tits…
“Sorry Bill… I’m looking for more of a Churchill… and you seem more Robusto.”
My Bill Clinton Limerick:
There once was an old man of politics
Who was banned from pinching the pretty chicks
He now sat on the side, stroking his pride
While his wife was the new man in politics
Oh baby, do you have a blue dress??? You know, I’ve got a thing for little blue dresses!!!
I’m pre-slapping my face so you won’t have to!
Clinton “you are doing a great job of holding that microphone. Tell me something. Do you like cigars?”
I wish she’d hold me like that…
And.. if you order right now, you’ll get TWO Global Initiative mugs, and we’ll throw in a box of random Clinton memorabilia, all for 19.95!
I wonder if she owns a blue dress?
When the moment is right, will you be ready?
Your tax dollars at work.
Apparently some body has hacked Disney hall of president’s display.
No Bill, not in your wildest dreams.
Bill’s thought: “She looks awesome, but too much like Michael Jackson.”
keeping with the limericks..
“There once was a man with gall,
Who always skirted the law,
This time, he said, I’ll get her in bed,
While Hillary’s shopping at the mall”
Ahahaha, the first thing that popped into my head was “Soon.” See knowyourmeme.com/memes/soon
The acting president of the local Sexual Addiction Clinic calls an emergency meeting of its counselors and staff to inform them that the man to her right is the one responsible for them now being carriers of HPV. In an unrelated investigation, with the help of the IRS it was also revealed that he was also responsible for commandeering the latest enema bag delivery to the facility.
“Mine’s bigger darling, but it hooks so hard to the left it may look it”
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Via The Heritage Foundation. IRS Targeted Hispanic Outreach Group…
http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/06/nice-it-turns-out-irs-targeted-hispanic.html