Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

President Barack Obama watches as First Lady Michelle Obama playfully greets him on the Colonnade of the White House, Feb. 12, 2013.

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (Hank_M) – “Michelle: “I thought you said you didn’t like to read.
Barry: “Lead, Michelle, not read.”

2) (GarandFan) – “If that’s the budget you’re going to submit, our next vacation had better be at the top of the list!

3) (RestlessLegs) – “The Socialist Two-Step. It’s the latest dance craze!

4) (John H) – “I don’t think that is what Barack meant when he said he wanted to see Michelle wearing a pearl necklace.

5) (sarahconnor2) – “Who wants the key to the balls’ jar?

6) (john1v6) – “Michelle notices Barry’s new stimulus package.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Hank_M’s winning entry. In its place we offer thes excellent musical caption:

(Bird666) – “Fish don’t fry in the kitchen, beans don’t burn on the grill; took a whole lotta tryin’ just to get up that hill; now we’re up in the big leagues, gettin’ our turn at bat; as long as we live, it’s you and me, baby, and there ain’t nuthin’ wrong with that!
Well, we’ll screw it all up (screw it all up), from west to eastside–we’re a dee-lux disaster, bona fide; yeah, we’ll screw it all up (screw it all up)–we finally got to shit in the pie-i-i-i-i

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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