It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners (including those for last week’s contest) will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
If you are facing a fool raise your hand.
Biden “Hey did your wife buy that dress at a Goodwill store?”
Biden “Okay if you are here to be sworn into the senate raise your hand.,.. Okay you two repeat after me”
Joe Biden swears in a typical Dem Senator. One who smells bad, cries incessantly if he doesnt get his way and needs a diaper change.
R.M – That’s Chris Murphy, CT’s latest contribution to the U.S. Senate. You describe him as though you know him. UOG (CT resident)
I had no clue who it was.
Biden to little kid “Why I didnt know that Harry Reid would be attending this ceremony”
I’m paying for it, so I think I ought to have a say in how it’s spent.
SOMEBODY has to bring mature, thoughtful leadership to DC.
Worried he would be outperformed by the infant, Vice President Biden quickly checked his instructions for how to properly “high five.”
The president isn’t the only one with a big stick!
Hey, Chris! That a gun in your pocket or are you glad to see me?
Joe: “How old is the young man? I may need to go get Harry Reid to perform his special swearing in.”
Spread your legs, Mrs Murphy. God love you, it looks like you’re already pretty familiar with that particular position.
Joe: “Repeat after me, ‘Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!’”
Boy: “Ni”
Unless it’s the Book of Marx, that democrat swearing doesn’t mean anything.
Biden: “Fill in the blank. Compared to most people I know, I have the best_______. What? Top 6 answers are on the board . Good luck.
Women (thinking): “He tries kissing me like Richard Dawson and I’m hitting him with the Bible.”
“It’s OK Congressman, the next one can be your trophy wife.”
I say let’s make a new law that requires that Congressmen make up any deficit spending from their own pockets!
Mrs. Murphy: “Is that a CD copy of the Koran on top of the Bible?”
Joe: “Yes it is. Would you like me to burn you a copy?”
…three U.S. embassies were attacked later that day.
I’m just looking at the paper because I don’t want to ask him if that’s a flying saucer on his head.
The little boy standing: “I see alot of dead people.” ww
Good God! Democrats are breeding now?
I thought they always aborted?
Certainly that would explain why they’re so willing to push massive deficit spending onto the next generation.
Excuse me, but aren’t all democrats gay?
” I solemnly swear to uphold the Rules for Radicals of Saul Alinsky, and weaken this country in any way I know how, since my country is racist, homophobic, patriarchal, imperialist, and Islamophobic.”
“…put your right hand in, you put your right hand out… and as it says right here in the good book… that’s what its all about.”
No it doesn’t matter that we’re all white bread. The media gives us a pass because we’re Democrats
Biden: “…and what the hell’s that smell!!!”
Murphy: “Malarky.”
Three of the people in this photo have loads in their pants but only two know it. Can you guess which ones?
Okay, which one of you three am I swearing in here?
They’re not swearing in. They’re just swearing.
Democrats have become so coarse lately.
I solemnly swear to advance the Democratic party and uphold all the propaganda and liberal shibboleths, regardless of the harm to the country, so help me Marx.
Child with hand up thought bubble:
Whoa, whoa, there, no way will my online trading keep me whole against the debt this guy is going to rack up!!
“Ok, who likes breast milk?
“…but I’m mostly here to teach the young Democratic Senators the gropes… er, I mean the ropes.”
Raise your hands if you think Joe is an insufferable idiot.
Hey babe! What say we ditch the guy and kids and order take-out.
Only because somebody has to say it:
“That’s Hedley!”
I know. This Bible thing offends me, too.
Joe Biden, swears in a new member of the Senate, while groping the new Senator’s wife.
Kid: Hey Joe, did you change your depends yet?
I hate Delaware Nazi’s. They can’t even get the salute right.
Who thinks Biden is a doofus, raise your hand. Again a divided country.
Just like a democrat to introduce religion into politics.
Why do I get a feeling none of them have ever actually opened that book.
What a pair of boobs. Not her, them.
You know, for “servants of the people” they look like they are doing a lot better off then their employers.
Biden forces Senator’s children to vow to pay at least 75% of their future income in taxes to pay for votes in 2014.
Biden forces Senator’s children to vow to pay at least 75% of their future income in taxes to pay for votes in 2014.
“You gotta change that kid’s diaper. Oh wait, it’s just congress.”
“So which one of you am I supposed to swear in?”