It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners (including those for last week’s contest) will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Will somebody get me a bible. That’s my wife’s cook book”.
“I now pronounce you man and wife, or something like that.”
“Okay, place your baby on the bible.”
“You sure you want me to swear in front of the kids?”
What’s this old fart reading?
Hey, Mr VP, “your pant are unzipped.”
Like Joe, I’m wearing diapers too!
Dad’s spending my, and my grandchildren’s future, so, of course, I’ll swear!
Dad, what’s that book, Biden wants you to swear on? You banned it from the house.
High five, Dad!
“I’ve got the instructions for Government Monopoly, right here. Who wants to be the shoe?” “ME!” “ME!”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.