Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners January 8, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success but I can’t appreciate it fully having just returned from FedEx Field where I watched my Redskins end their wacky and wild year. At least I knew Obama and Harry Reid weren’t there. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:.

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Jeffrey Ostermiller) – “I didn’t have sex with that woman, yet…

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Putting the Ass in Sexual Harassment since 1992.

3) (Retired military) – “What do you get when you cross a liar, a politician, a crone, a letch, and a pants suit?”
They call it Chelsea

4) (Rick Adams) – “In the animated GIF you can see her eyelids blinking T O R T U R E in morse code.

5) (rodney dill) – ““…and then I says to her, “I don’t need 4 roses on a piano, what I really need is tulips on an organ.”

6) (Mjolnir) – ““That’s not a clock, Mr. Clinton.”
“Well, if you put two hands and a face on it, like Monica did…”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to Jeffrey Ostermiller. Here are two more great ones:

(David Robertson) – “
Girl: “Dude, you may not know the meaning of ‘is’, but you’ll know the meaning of ‘pain’ if you touch me.”


That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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